Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Are you tired?

You Pygmy mother fucker

-He can do that. -I'm looking at 15, Warden. I mean--

-Wow! -Thousands of seats. Crowded, yo.

Oh, no, no, no. I ain't never been nowhere.

Dear Jesus, your daddy and I hope you're fine.

There's got to be some truth to it if it's in the papers.

Let's go. Show me that. Oh, good!

So, this is it, yo? Judgement day?

He's the 3-S man! Super, scintillating, sensational!

Sorry it was so last-minute though.

Anyway, we got all night.

Do you know if you're going to go to Big State?

I refuse to let Mary grow up in the same apartment with Uncle Bubba.

I know what's going on. I know people are offering you all kinds of things.

-Always, man. Hey, welcome back. -All right.

once he saves up enough money to get out of this...

-I haven't seen him. -Okay.

-Jesus. -Hallelujah, Jesus! Hallelujah!

It might feel good It might sound a little something

Shut the hell up

-Good, 'cause I can always beat you. -I'm getting good at--

Who taught you that one?

l thought it might be a little hard for you...

-What up, J-man? -You got it.

I mean, kid, an inkling, anything?

I murdered her, and, uh...

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

You not rolling public transportation with all these knuckleheads.

Take a shower. Wash your ass.

Check out Rodman here.

Two-one. That's something you taught me.

is the foresight of his parents...

-How long y'all been living around here? -About a year.

-So did you fuck anybody while you were out there? -Hell, no!

So somebody gets up on you. So what?

Oh, come on, man!

before that game, with 42 points a game the whole season.

But we just here to let you all know that P.E. is in full effect...

Make me pay if I get too close. Make me pay!

Better take this court over, yo.

-I can eat 20 of these. -Unstoppable Public Enemy on the disk

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

Last time in a church be the last time in a church

It's a long time, you know?

The man escaped just like Shawshank.

I can't do that right now. I have to weigh my options.

You win, you do what you want to do. Tear it up, whatever.

But along came Jesus.

I know. Just can't wait 'til next season when you're going to school here.

Now you enjoy walking out that front door.

or there's going to be hell to pay.

You Have Platinum & Diamond That’s Like Having Cake & Ice Cream On Your Wrist

The NC two -A deadline for kids to declare is one week away.

that we would be there for the both of you.

Te amo. Jesús, te amo. Aye, qué fiebre.

for you to sign to go to Big State.

Do what I tell you to do, and I'm telling you to sit down.

Hey, can't be fucking with y'all's education, right? Yeah.

That's the reason they let me out.

We got some serious freaks up here in this piece, man.

Me with a white bitch?

If I hear you talking like that again, I'll kill you myself!

but I really have to speak to you.

You ain't Scarlett O'Hara! I ain't Rhett Butler!

but it's not 'cause they love you, man.

It might feel good It might sound a little something

Why the hell did you name me Jesus anyway? What type of name is that?

Hatin ass niggas!

I just asked your son where you were.

I like talking to you and all, but don't let that fool you, you know.

Now, I know you haven't fell...

From way back I shown no weakness when I speak this

You going to take that LoJack off?

Take that goddamn shit off.

-Dakota. -What about you?

Telling me I got to beware

You better thank God you're here, man.

Where's my wig?

Did you even love my mother?

they be fucking with the J,

I'm not fucking with no agents, Lala.

I'm turning the meter off.

That's why he ain't going to make it.

Give me your right leg.

-You talking about Samson and Delilah. -Yeah, that's right.

He's the next phenom! He's awesome, baby, with a capital A!

We don't live there anymore. He moved us out.

I got this for Mary here. You know, I thought she might like these here.

Okay. All right. Nice meeting you.

I'm not getting pregnant now, papi.

Mary, answer me right now.

He makes people better. He's the real thing.

-What'd you get them for, son? -About 34 points.

I Got Hops Nigga!, I Got Hippity Hops!

And I'm just going to... you know, do whatever.

but, shit, that don't mean shit to these niggers 'round here; put a cap in your ass.

Naw, naw, naw. We had the continental over at the Marriott.

He’s a Friend of the Family, His Name is D Andre Ass Mackey What the Fukk Kind of Name is D Andre Ass Mackey?

I'm teaching, brother. I'm teaching, son, like I always taught you.

Your mother--Martha,

Now, introducing--Number 34!

and star in commercials and make mad loot.

-How's it going, my man? -Oh, good, good.

like you mean it or something?

I love him. He loves me.

-Yeah, but he's one of the few. -If he can make it out here, so can l.

You know if you miss, you give me ten pushups, right?

Look. Number one, you ain't too young. You're a young woman.

We ain't for the fame We for the change

The governor's made a request that your son, Jesus Shuttlesworth,

'Cause when you get mad, you can't make a shot.

Look under the bed.

-Jesus. -Jesus. -Jesus.

We late for school. Get in the fucking car, now.

Think of your Uncle Bubba, your Aunt Sally.

-Why? -I just need to. When can we talk?

I can handle my own business, all right?

All these schools calling, we need to just get another unlisted number.

Man, don't be crazy, man. I know all the schools sweating you.

Yeah. Right there.

Prayers laced with fear Beware

you did not get your son to sign the letter of intent.

-What's up, bro? -Game's over. Warden wants to see you.

-Besides, that wasn't a foul-- -Don't start yelling at me, boy.

You weren't knocking on that door while I was getting my ass beat.

When I was a kid, my mother used to go, Arthur, you're a capo tost.

You know the name, P.E. You know the game, P.E.

Get ready to help out, Booger, before we get beat. Just steal.

No matter. What does matter is Governor is a big,