Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It might feel good It might sound a little something

He's the next phenom! He's awesome, baby, with a capital A!

From way back I shown no weakness when I speak this

You know if you miss, you give me ten pushups, right?

I mean, kid, an inkling, anything?

-Besides, that wasn't a foul-- -Don't start yelling at me, boy.

I got this for Mary here. You know, I thought she might like these here.

-He can do that. -I'm looking at 15, Warden. I mean--

Make me pay if I get too close. Make me pay!

Sorry it was so last-minute though.

Check out Rodman here.

-What's up, bro? -Game's over. Warden wants to see you.

-How's it going, my man? -Oh, good, good.

You win, you do what you want to do. Tear it up, whatever.

But along came Jesus.

-I haven't seen him. -Okay.

I can handle my own business, all right?

or there's going to be hell to pay.

The NC two -A deadline for kids to declare is one week away.

-Yeah, but he's one of the few. -If he can make it out here, so can l.

I'm turning the meter off.

Naw, naw, naw. We had the continental over at the Marriott.

I like talking to you and all, but don't let that fool you, you know.

but I really have to speak to you.

I just asked your son where you were.

You Have Platinum & Diamond That’s Like Having Cake & Ice Cream On Your Wrist

Man, don't be crazy, man. I know all the schools sweating you.

Now, I know you haven't fell...

You going to take that LoJack off?

-You talking about Samson and Delilah. -Yeah, that's right.

-Jesus. -Jesus. -Jesus.

You ain't Scarlett O'Hara! I ain't Rhett Butler!

Where's my wig?

You weren't knocking on that door while I was getting my ass beat.

Te amo. Jesús, te amo. Aye, qué fiebre.

Do what I tell you to do, and I'm telling you to sit down.

When I was a kid, my mother used to go, Arthur, you're a capo tost.

It might feel good It might sound a little something

You Pygmy mother fucker

like you mean it or something?

they be fucking with the J,

Do you know if you're going to go to Big State?

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

I love him. He loves me.

Why the hell did you name me Jesus anyway? What type of name is that?

-How long y'all been living around here? -About a year.

Telling me I got to beware

I murdered her, and, uh...

l thought it might be a little hard for you...

Look. Number one, you ain't too young. You're a young woman.

Shut the hell up

Now, introducing--Number 34!

-Wow! -Thousands of seats. Crowded, yo.

-Why? -I just need to. When can we talk?

That's the reason they let me out.

Yeah. Right there.

And I'm just going to... you know, do whatever.

But we just here to let you all know that P.E. is in full effect...

I know. Just can't wait 'til next season when you're going to school here.

You know the name, P.E. You know the game, P.E.

The man escaped just like Shawshank.

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

Okay. All right. Nice meeting you.

Take a shower. Wash your ass.

Better take this court over, yo.

-Jesus. -Hallelujah, Jesus! Hallelujah!

-What'd you get them for, son? -About 34 points.

I'm teaching, brother. I'm teaching, son, like I always taught you.

I know what's going on. I know people are offering you all kinds of things.

for you to sign to go to Big State.

-I can eat 20 of these. -Unstoppable Public Enemy on the disk

There's got to be some truth to it if it's in the papers.

Anyway, we got all night.

No matter. What does matter is Governor is a big,

Now you enjoy walking out that front door.

-So did you fuck anybody while you were out there? -Hell, no!

Me with a white bitch?

You not rolling public transportation with all these knuckleheads.

He's the 3-S man! Super, scintillating, sensational!

Oh, come on, man!

Who taught you that one?

Prayers laced with fear Beware

You better thank God you're here, man.

I Got Hops Nigga!, I Got Hippity Hops!

but, shit, that don't mean shit to these niggers 'round here; put a cap in your ass.

but it's not 'cause they love you, man.

Did you even love my mother?

Think of your Uncle Bubba, your Aunt Sally.

and star in commercials and make mad loot.

I'm not fucking with no agents, Lala.

-What up, J-man? -You got it.

I can't do that right now. I have to weigh my options.

Get ready to help out, Booger, before we get beat. Just steal.

-Good, 'cause I can always beat you. -I'm getting good at--

is the foresight of his parents...

Hatin ass niggas!

-Dakota. -What about you?

Take that goddamn shit off.

I refuse to let Mary grow up in the same apartment with Uncle Bubba.

That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Are you tired?

Oh, no, no, no. I ain't never been nowhere.

That's why he ain't going to make it.

Two-one. That's something you taught me.

'Cause when you get mad, you can't make a shot.

Your mother--Martha,

So somebody gets up on you. So what?

Give me your right leg.

The governor's made a request that your son, Jesus Shuttlesworth,

before that game, with 42 points a game the whole season.

So, this is it, yo? Judgement day?

He’s a Friend of the Family, His Name is D Andre Ass Mackey What the Fukk Kind of Name is D Andre Ass Mackey?

you did not get your son to sign the letter of intent.

Mary, answer me right now.

Dear Jesus, your daddy and I hope you're fine.

We don't live there anymore. He moved us out.

We ain't for the fame We for the change

Hey, can't be fucking with y'all's education, right? Yeah.

If I hear you talking like that again, I'll kill you myself!

All these schools calling, we need to just get another unlisted number.

that we would be there for the both of you.

He makes people better. He's the real thing.

It's a long time, you know?

-Always, man. Hey, welcome back. -All right.

I'm not getting pregnant now, papi.

Look under the bed.

We got some serious freaks up here in this piece, man.

once he saves up enough money to get out of this...

We late for school. Get in the fucking car, now.

Let's go. Show me that. Oh, good!

Last time in a church be the last time in a church