Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right. I'm sorry. You want some of this here?
-Monday morning. -Praise the Lord, and thank you, Jesus.
I'm going into the bedroom.
You're lucky my dribble's got--
Now, I know you've considered jumping straight to the pros.
That could be some dirty-ass pussy. Go and knock yourself out.
Folks don't even own themselves
I'm too young. You're too young. We ain't ready for nothing like this.
Keep your hands still. There you go.
You got it. You got it.
Now, with kids as good as he is, he's probably receiving a lot of pressure...
I think me and you, we suffer from the same affliction. I swear to God.
-So where you going to school, man? You made up your mind? -Not yet.
I said hello. That's about it.
Here, let me freshen that up for you.
You remember that little problem you had with Calculus?
Lines and choruses Days full of Doris's
that you would never leave me, Jesus.
You're a great kid. Not only a great ballplayer, a great student,
If necessary, these men have been given a green light to shoot.
-You gon' play me? -Yeah. I'm just warming up, baby.
-Oh, baby, fuck me hard. -Look at them come.
And this is his last visit to any schools.
I'm not talking anymore about me until you...
Last I checked pyramids wasn't built like projects
-I don't need that money, Coach. -Tell me something.
sooner or later you gon' find a pair that fit you.
-What's up? -What is game, who got game
He plays to win, and a lot of people play to play.
Come on! I'm open.
Mm!
Yeah. I need... some help!
My head is on my shoulders and going to stay there.
You better D up, Jake.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, G!
We the only two people up. Me, you and Michael Jordan. That's the only people.
Behind the game behind the game
If anybody sees me in this car, that's my ass.
-I can't take it. -You've been taking, kid.
-Booger. Booger, what's happening? -Hey, hey.
Center court.
QUAND TU PUE DU CUL T'ES UN FOU TOI !
Yeah.
Check the papers while I bet on ices
It's time we stopped, children What's that sound
You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him.
You going to take the extra ten they gave you?
And, you know, I deserved it. It keeps me in line.
Bingo. There it is.
Well, you know, I got a lady back in Brooklyn.
Look at that. Power moon roof.
Don't be afraid of nobody. That's right.
Mm-hmm, yo, I'm the bomb. You know I'm the bomb, right?
-He's just nervous. -Man, fuck that, Sip. Finish reading.
Boo-yeah! M.J. got much game.
Thank you.
Hmm?
-You know, two, three, six. -Come on, Jake. Come on.
And you know what? You're my coach, right? I mean, I don't mind.
Look, I told you he's a really good friend of the family,
Pretend you don't see so you turn your head
Yeah, well, you--
-Which hand did you shoot with? -Right.
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
Is this guy going to mean any trouble?
I don't know yet. I have to weigh my options.
to let Tech University be the throne of Jesus.
All right.
He's so tense. Very sexy.
It might feel good It might sound a little something
Boo Boo.
...kept his mouth shut before the game.
And, Jesus, that watch is a gift from Dom Pagnotti to you.
I hope this rhyme gets you in time in space, come to a different place
I could take you out your game that easy, huh?
Jim Faen from Mount Saint Mary's used to say,
How much?
Now, if you want the best, Jesus, you come right this way.
Discussing the war, strategize Move like masterminds
Goodness!
but most of them didn't amount to shit.
-Ask Goose. -What was that, ten-one?
Jesus Shuttlesworth, he got game. He don't get tired.
-What's up, Booger? -What's up?
Jesus, you have no problems.
That's where all the alumni sit, with all the money, man.
How can this happen? He's not even eligible for parole yet.
-Jake, you just like everybody else. -I ain't like everybody else.
What is game, who got game Where is the game in life
Huh? Take it. 10,000 braziuls.
-Go strong. -Get out of here.
Play some D now.
Hey, all right. I'm sorry, all right? Hey, wait a minute.
And he always says he's sorry.
Yours, truly, Jesus Shuttlesworth.
You're going to make it out like the rest of these niggers out here, in a casket.
-Yo, for reals? -It's the truth.
Boy, keep it real. Keep it real. It's up to you.
-Okay, you got it. -Yeah, it's, uh--
This right here, it's a letter of intent...
Do you know me? Do you know my lady?
-Now, this'll fix you up real good. -Oh, Bubba.
Some people rate him that high, some don't.
-Not a drop, not a speck.
It was only to get you to that next level, son.
You know, I got that, uh... arthritis thing happening.
It's the will of the man; it ain't the skill of the man.
-Here you go. I got, I got you. -Come on, come on.
the better it will be for all concerned parties.
I want this inmate quarantined immediately.
I mean, there's women on the floor, in the dorms, women in the classroom.
Come on, everybody, let's be friends.
-Why you ain't never tell me? -You haven't been around lately.
We all do the same things--go partying, meet all the guys, go to classes.
Who's the guy?
We're leaving.
How many you see me eat? One, two or three?
This kid might be ready for the big leagues.
When making a business decision, the only color that matters is green.
Stop it! Please!
-Really? -Only it's his left ankle.
I knew that ever since I left that house.
-What about the sisters? -What about them?
Here you go. Here you go, partner.
I'm not trying to disrespect you--
he'll do everything in his power to...
He makes you excited to watch him.
Come on in, Jesus. Just a little taste.
That's strange. I haven't had that problem yet.
Do you have a son named Jesus Shuttlesworth?
-You got some money? -No. No.
-Who's trying to break the door down? -Booger!
No, Coach, you know I wouldn't do that to you. I just don't know yet.
This is my last 20 bucks.