Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Goodness!
It might feel good It might sound a little something
-Here you go. I got, I got you. -Come on, come on.
This is my last 20 bucks.
Hey, all right. I'm sorry, all right? Hey, wait a minute.
Look, I told you he's a really good friend of the family,
Yeah.
-Go strong. -Get out of here.
How many you see me eat? One, two or three?
He makes you excited to watch him.
Boo-yeah! M.J. got much game.
My head is on my shoulders and going to stay there.
You remember that little problem you had with Calculus?
Jesus, you have no problems.
Some people rate him that high, some don't.
-Now, this'll fix you up real good. -Oh, Bubba.
Check the papers while I bet on ices
Hmm?
Keep your hands still. There you go.
Now, I know you've considered jumping straight to the pros.
-Jake, you just like everybody else. -I ain't like everybody else.
I knew that ever since I left that house.
And, you know, I deserved it. It keeps me in line.
This kid might be ready for the big leagues.
-Why you ain't never tell me? -You haven't been around lately.
Mm-hmm, yo, I'm the bomb. You know I'm the bomb, right?
-Who's trying to break the door down? -Booger!
When making a business decision, the only color that matters is green.
All right. I'm sorry. You want some of this here?
-What's up? -What is game, who got game
Play some D now.
the better it will be for all concerned parties.
Huh? Take it. 10,000 braziuls.
And he always says he's sorry.
Behind the game behind the game
-What's up, Booger? -What's up?
sooner or later you gon' find a pair that fit you.
You better D up, Jake.
Who's the guy?
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
You're lucky my dribble's got--
I hope this rhyme gets you in time in space, come to a different place
-He's just nervous. -Man, fuck that, Sip. Finish reading.
What is game, who got game Where is the game in life
This right here, it's a letter of intent...
Pretend you don't see so you turn your head
Jesus Shuttlesworth, he got game. He don't get tired.
Folks don't even own themselves
I think me and you, we suffer from the same affliction. I swear to God.
Here you go. Here you go, partner.
Come on in, Jesus. Just a little taste.
I'm not talking anymore about me until you...
Boy, keep it real. Keep it real. It's up to you.
He's so tense. Very sexy.
And this is his last visit to any schools.
Come on, everybody, let's be friends.
It's the will of the man; it ain't the skill of the man.
that you would never leave me, Jesus.
You going to take the extra ten they gave you?
How can this happen? He's not even eligible for parole yet.
Do you have a son named Jesus Shuttlesworth?
Lines and choruses Days full of Doris's
I'm too young. You're too young. We ain't ready for nothing like this.
We the only two people up. Me, you and Michael Jordan. That's the only people.
to let Tech University be the throne of Jesus.
Mm!
You're a great kid. Not only a great ballplayer, a great student,
-What about the sisters? -What about them?
Now, with kids as good as he is, he's probably receiving a lot of pressure...
Come on! I'm open.
I want this inmate quarantined immediately.
-Oh, baby, fuck me hard. -Look at them come.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, G!
Yeah. I need... some help!
QUAND TU PUE DU CUL T'ES UN FOU TOI !
And you know what? You're my coach, right? I mean, I don't mind.
If necessary, these men have been given a green light to shoot.
-Really? -Only it's his left ankle.
-Ask Goose. -What was that, ten-one?
I mean, there's women on the floor, in the dorms, women in the classroom.
No, Coach, you know I wouldn't do that to you. I just don't know yet.
Well, you know, I got a lady back in Brooklyn.
I said hello. That's about it.
Last I checked pyramids wasn't built like projects
All right.
Jim Faen from Mount Saint Mary's used to say,
That's where all the alumni sit, with all the money, man.
It's time we stopped, children What's that sound
-Which hand did you shoot with? -Right.
-Monday morning. -Praise the Lord, and thank you, Jesus.
Don't be afraid of nobody. That's right.
And, Jesus, that watch is a gift from Dom Pagnotti to you.
-You got some money? -No. No.
-I can't take it. -You've been taking, kid.
-Okay, you got it. -Yeah, it's, uh--
Is this guy going to mean any trouble?
-I don't need that money, Coach. -Tell me something.
...kept his mouth shut before the game.
-Yo, for reals? -It's the truth.
-You gon' play me? -Yeah. I'm just warming up, baby.
That's strange. I haven't had that problem yet.
I'm going into the bedroom.
You're going to make it out like the rest of these niggers out here, in a casket.
Here, let me freshen that up for you.
How much?
You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him.
Stop it! Please!
Yeah, well, you--
-You know, two, three, six. -Come on, Jake. Come on.
We all do the same things--go partying, meet all the guys, go to classes.
I don't know yet. I have to weigh my options.
It was only to get you to that next level, son.
Bingo. There it is.
-Booger. Booger, what's happening? -Hey, hey.
Center court.
Discussing the war, strategize Move like masterminds
You got it. You got it.
I could take you out your game that easy, huh?
I'm not trying to disrespect you--
Yours, truly, Jesus Shuttlesworth.
Look at that. Power moon roof.
If anybody sees me in this car, that's my ass.
He plays to win, and a lot of people play to play.
but most of them didn't amount to shit.
Do you know me? Do you know my lady?
-Not a drop, not a speck.
Now, if you want the best, Jesus, you come right this way.
Thank you.
That could be some dirty-ass pussy. Go and knock yourself out.
-So where you going to school, man? You made up your mind? -Not yet.
Boo Boo.
We're leaving.
You know, I got that, uh... arthritis thing happening.
he'll do everything in his power to...