Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's in the bag?
Check.
-No, thanks, Uncle Bubba. -Suit yourself.
-What you say? -D'Andre!
-Wait. You're Jesus of Coney Island? -Yeah, that's me.
I'm sorry. I apologize for putting my hands on you, okay?
-How much does your watch cost? -89.95.
my mother, she won't be able to attend my graduation...
Now, we put out a lot of money for y'all.
Jesus Jesus
and be real for a minute.
D'And--D'Andre?
It's arthritis.
Hating Satan never knew what nice is
Oh, yeah, the whole world heard about that.
-Mommy? Mommy? -Baby?
Before you go now, I want you to use some of my John the Conqueror root.
All right. Well, cool.
People used to think she was some type of religious freak, catching the Holy Ghost.
The way he dished, the way he, you know, he spinned.
Hey, how y'all doing?
I don't know. I'm usually around.
Go get it!
-Thanks. -All right.
He got game.
Pussy be saying, pussy be saying,
He's the biggest supporter Big State has. Bleeds red and white.
Then she's spinning. She's turning over and over and over.
See you, Sarah.
Jesus!
Yeah, that's right. Everybody got game.
I ain't no competition?? Nah..
Damn, what's he doing here?
Hey, baby, you want to party with me tonight?
Bitch, get over here. Let me spank you.
-Don't you want me looking good for you? -I need some money.
Denzel Washington
Yeah. Yeah, this is better than the Marriott.
-lf I win, you get the hell out of here? -I ain't stuttered, son.
Damn!
-Thank you, Aunt Sally. -Will you be quiet, please?
-Son? -Why don't you get in your Range Rover.
You remember what I told you? You remember?
Their fundamentals is, uh-- is, like, sorely lacking.
-Jesus. -Jesus. -Jesus.
that it was going to be forever and you were going to take care of me...
Show me something, kid.
-No! I said now, and I mean it! -Come on.
I got even less time, so I'm going to make it real quick.
-I noticed you right away. -Yeah?
-You know I love you. -I love you.
They know they don't listen to you, they end up in here with me.
-not just the Tech University basketball team. -Tell it.
Come on, baby, come on. Fuck me, baby.
-You know I don't need no ten visits. -Yeah, right.
They locked him up, like in a straitjacket or something.
I always been proud of my son even before he was the number one prospect...
You know I got it like that.
Big man.
-Ah, that's our ball. -Nice shot, Johnny!
-What about Stephon Marbury? He made it. -Oh, true that, true that.
People make mistakes. People veer off the path. So what? God forgives them.
Goddamn. I should've known.
You don't know what that means to your daddy.
Jesus of Coney Island.
Naw, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Besides, you need to learn how to respect other people's property.
-Chick. -Right here.
You mad? That's all the players got to do to you, is make you mad, huh?
I want to feel you inside of me, papi.
What do you got? A Monday morning 10:00 a.m. press conference, right?
to name him appropriately as the world's greatest.
She wouldn't let me play in the garden, from day one, unless I did my homework.
-The guy's in pain. -Then give him something.
That's what I keep trying to tell him.
-And why? -Because it may cause us harm.
-Peace, bro! Peace. -What's up, man?
or you gon' end up just another nigger,
Are you out of your mind?
He was coming down for a fast break, and the defender went for the ball.
Brooklyn is in the house.
-No, it's me, baby. It's Lala. -What time is it anyway?
Point game. Just play the game.
-So that's what this is all about, huh? -That's a part of it.
-Oh, shit. -Oh, shit.
The newfound family.
Why do you all men think... dick is the cure-all?
I'm about to send you down there with them.
Especially all these athletes and entertainers.
-maybe make your decision before Monday. -I don't need that.
-Where'd he say he was going? -Yo, yo! Balloons. Two for a dollar.
You got 34, but one time he went up, I was like, Oh, my boy.
-Hi, young man. -I'm John Thompson from Georgetown University.
-Guess who showed at the apartment? -Who?
-My brother. -Your brother?
-That was my last one. -Yeah?
I love them, but they make you work too hard, man.
-For whom the final bell tolls -Whoo!
Like that girl you running with. You know her, Lay--Layla?
-Five minutes of your time. -So?
Right.
-You trying to see how I think? -Naw.
Every time I walk down the hallways, Where you going?
He's able to do some of the things that most coaches talk about,
You can’t stop him. You can only hope to contain him.
Yeah, me too.
So that's the real reason why you got your name.
Y'all want some breakfast?
'Til a god schools them and tells them the deal
That's right. Come on, come on. Work, baby.
decide to give it up.
-Seven to a lucky five. -Seven to a lucky five.
Happy Birthday Dean
-I'd never thought I would see anybody better than those guys. -Shit.
-This mojo works! It worked on your ass! -Hmph!
-I'll see you down there. -Yeah, you can see me there.
You know it's no coincidence motherfuckers don't be fucking with you, right?
And, you know, ever since day one, she wouldn't let me play basketball.
and for the man.
-This is Jesus Shuttlesworth. -Hi, Jesus.
It's my job to convince him.
Sweetness will have my ass.
So, uh, have you narrowed down your choices yet?
I just want you to know what the tick-tock is.
Game really developed. All the hard work done paid off.
-Remember when he used to be so weak on his left hand? -Yeah.
You fouled me. It's the only way you're going to block my shot anyway.
Me too.
but I'm the only one here who really, really cares about Jesus.
You fouled me, you fouled me. Boo-hoo!
I need some Fendi. Come on.
So you want me to talk to your pops, man?
You want to have some fun?
-Give you money, man. -Nuh-uh!
You ever been there?
Uncle Dennis And Kawhi
-Man, those are my partners. -My name is Sip!
You better shoot it. That's a brick.
Give me the paper, man. You're irking me with that shit.
She at home, and she ain't here.
Mind your own business, man.
-Yeah? You're going to make it? -Yeah, I'm going to make it.
-that the guy who's doing it-- -Y'all going to give me the money?
Oh, I forgot.
That's good. How're you doing in school? You doing all right?
I'm happy for him. Why do you think my son did it?
How did we get pregnant anyway? Let's talk about that.
Basketball is like poetry in motion.
I can't believe that bitch did me like this.
Ring the alarm Now the squad's wit' me
Thanks.