Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kid, on the court, you're the most coachable kid I ever had.

-Well, you ain't me, is you? -That's right. I haven't killed anybody.

in this house of ill repute.

What you want me to do, huh?

Toothpaste, deodorant, personal effects, whatever have you.

So you want to know something about me, or not?

I know he drives you too hard.

-A year? -Yeah.

Dushaun is on the way ladies

Thought of that millennium just be killing them

-Yeah, I know her. -Yeah, she know you like a book too.

Everybody says I'm going to be rich, won't have to worry about a thing.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a little something, son, you know.

-Oh, cells or something. -Cells?

-You know, I put in a little work. -I coach my son's team.

I never had a boy that could respond like you.

You named me Jesus after Earl Monroe, and not Jesus in the Bible?

of everything that I want to be, of everything I want to accomplish in life.

I feel you need to involve us more in your life.

to use some kind of influence over you that I never possessed,

Don't give me too many.

and I prayed to God.

A baby's going to hurt my chance of going to college.

Anyway, uh, l, uh...

Hello, everyone. I'm Robin Roberts. Welcome to Sports Center.

Yeah? My brother's got the same arthritic condition.

You think you're real slick, huh?

-When I tell you to sit down-- -Jake, get off him!

-Hey, don't waste it. -Shit, they need it.

-Well, I got a week to do a job. -Meaning?

Anyway, there's this guy that I know that I want you to meet.

I don't see anyone here. Just me and you.

When are you going to make a decision?

so that he'll be able to save the money that he has.

A quarter-million-dollar Lamborghini Diablo.

-About half an hour ago. -What did he say? What does he want?

-Two-zip. -Two-zip.

Spivey, I'm sick as a dog, man.

Not as fast as I expected, but it's all going to work out; I feel that.

You can't even read, dumbass.

People use Even murders excused

-What are y'all? Dominican? Cuban? -No.

Now, you rub some of this here between your wrist and your elbow, see,

-I ain't accusing you of nothing, baby-- -Good.

Mentally strong to keep this hit and my speech is given

What you think? I want to see you get pushed like that. Ow!

Okay. He's waiting for you?

Get that out of here.

My name's Dakota.

And he's falling back, and you just J right in his face.

He's supposed to be bossy and everything like that.

And you're in it with them. You're in cahoots with D'Andre and Dom.

-So where y'all staying at? -Marriott, mid-town Manhattan.

You ain't ready to get it, I don't know why they keep asking for it

I want to show you my court.

Right. My bad, my bad.

-You want to play me one-on-one? -One-on-one.

I guess that's a requirement of the job, huh? Right?

I know you grew-- What, a couple, three inches?

-I read in prison... -I didn't engage in no homosexual activities.

Aw! Railsplitters! That's right.

Yeah? You can handle it? All right, J-man, handle it.

I got next Ezra

I'm Lute Olson, head basketball coach at the University of Arizona.

-Always crying. -You the crybaby, you little church-going motherfucker.

-Get up. Get up. -Wake up, baby.

Look. All I'm saying is-- I would like to know where you're going.

I didn't even know they had basketball camps.

Your Aunt Sally feels bad that we aren't being included in such an important decision.

Baby, I love you You having a good time?

-What you trying to prove? -Just get up, boy, and stop crying. Give me the ball.

Him too. Him too. You see I don't cut my hair, right?

-About 50% from the field. -You lying.

I give you that.

A lot of reasons.

Then why is this verse coming six times rehearsed

I don't want no trouble, my man.

-Of course I consider myself a man. -Okay.

He has all the attributes that go into being a winner.

What you want, the jump shot dunk?

-Don't move too fast -What up?

I didn't say I believed it. I just said that that's what people are saying.

Come on, man. I need some money.

Well, number one, my son, he loves you very much. You know that, right?

You got to work harder than the next man, right?

-Just let me know. -What's the score?

You's the first Shuttlesworth that's even going to make it out these projects.

This right here is a 355 Ferrari Spider, $130,000.

How're you doing, baby?

Yeah, we don't need a new ball, okay?

Feel that? Feel the difference?

How much for a blow job? You want to go for a ride?

Jesus, say hello to Buffy and Suzie.

-You got balls, don't you? -Both of them. Both of them.

That ain't what I was about to say. I'm going to ask you--

-You played some? -Uh, yes, sir, when I was younger.

The... farmhouse...

-Let's go, Boogs. -Come on, baby. Let's go, baby.

I go to Abraham Lincoln High School.

Huh? I didn't hear what you said.

Don't even try to play it off.

-You ain't never told me. -I used to tell Mommy a lot of things.

-Sip, Booger, Lonnie, Mance. -Lincoln! Linc--Linc--Lincoln!

My mother, she always told me that, that...

He's also never forgiven anyone who's done him wrong.

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l can't get pregnant, papi.

We don't give a shit about you, or you being sick as a dog.

You know, it's Tuesday morning, and time is flying.

My all-time favourite ballplayer was Earl Monroe.

-We need to be out here. -Don't worry about that.

Money. What's that, baby?

Sit down, Jesus. Sit down.

All of a sudden they have a religious experience? They find Jesus, all right.

I ever bring that up?

Mary, do you hear me talking to you? Don't play deaf.

-Yeah, I bet you will. -How's the tummy?

I didn't teach you that, though, did l?

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

Who the fuck you think you are?

Acid. We got the nicotine for you.

-That was luck. -That's something you got to learn on your own.

It went through his legs.

Who brought you this Victoria's Secret bra-and-panties shit?