Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Use basketball as a tool.

We can all go back early, if you just...

There's a couple of things I think we better go over.

for that broken-down 'ho you been messing around with.

Wash them. Cook for you.

Did I meet any women?

When I read about how you've been raising your sister all by yourself,

You miss, you know you giving me ten pushups, right?

and, uh, I got two children.

-Take a look inside, Jesus. -You can get a house with a quarter million dollars.

Is that going to bring your mother back?

-Yeah! -It's your ball.

-Smack me if I'm wrong-- -Big Time!

He had escaped the maximum security Attica State Penitentiary...

Fucking with me.

Daddy, when did you get out?

You're trying to hold out on us.

I'm Roy Williams from the University of Kansas.

I knew you was going to come though. I appreciate it, though, son.

So what about you?

back in the day, he could play some ball, yeah.

Modern-day thugs ain't got no guts

-Will you beat it. Damn! -Let's get out of here.

The kids are smart.

Are you, like, religious or something?

I got to meet your brother. Please let me meet your brother.

Not the house I'm going to get you.

That's it, huh? Yeah. How much these cost, man?

Hey, yo, back up! Hey, back up, back up! Let the man breathe.

especially against the Knicks.

but you got any idea where you're going to go with this thing?

trying to make you the ball player that I never was.

And in a situation that's void of any kind of leadership other than his own,

But nowadays, uh, Warden, they--

You know that, right?

I ain't got no more time to be trying to beg your forgiveness or nothing,

Father and son? Jake and Jesus?

Everybody look what's going down

When he was in the streets of Philly, the playgrounds,

-You think so? -Oh, no doubt.

to, you know, more or less, just beat you down?

I bet he can finally beat you.

You ain't ready for me.

-You got a dick, don't you? -Without a doubt.

-Put this right here. -Thanks.

Earl the Pearl.

Oh, don't get mad. You're the one that taught me to be a good sportsman.

-Okay? -I ain't talking about nothing like that.

It's me, baby. It's Lala.

because, of course, she passed.

I can live with them odds.

-Do what a black man got to do. -Where you going?

-They are in my top ten. -In your top ten?

And I ain't talking about no love. I'm talking about...

Sign of a local nigga unravelling

One last thing.

Baby, wake up. Call 9-1-1, son.

Whoo-hoo! Good pass, James!

-Isn't that what you said? -Lala has to look out for herself.

Hold on, hold on. Sit down.

Do me a favour. Go lock the door.

¿ Dónde estabas tú anoche, chico?

And don't forget about the alcohol, baby.

Jesus, I always thought of you as a son. You know that, right?

Boom the shottie Got the motherfucking paparazzi

I got to ask you a few questions, you know, catch up on things.

-Oh, Jesus. -Oh, Jesus.

Don't be afraid, don't fall asleep Open your mind

What's up, son?

Bleeding fatalities Too many formalities

Deadly combination. You know what I'm saying?

Jesus, the fact remains, you took the do-re-mi, pal. Think back with me.

-He's quarantined now. He's contagious. -God!

My bad. It's my bad. You all right? You straight?

Big Time, it's cool.

-I love you. -Oh, I love you, Jesus. Oh, I love you.

But fuck the game if it ain't saying nothing

Come on, let's walk.

-Pass, Sip. -Yo, pick that up, G.

-Everything's good? -Ah, you know, it's all right.

Damn, I can't believe he threw that shit over the fence.

Hey, yo, I don't think they heard you, Stephen. Kick it to them again one more time.

-Isn't that from the Good Book? -That's in the Good Book. So?

Behind the game behind the game

Oh, yeah, baby. Fuck me now.

Whatever may be may be. But you can look like Buddy Hackett...

-I remember. You tell me every day. -What? What did I say?

Miss Shuttlesworth.

Remember what my main man Spivey said. Don't get any in the car.

You don't seem like the type of guy that would be here...

This allows me to represent you.

@ people hating on new drake album

I think when April 11th comes, I just want to let my hair down,

Everything's been arranged.

About to graduate, you can't even read, dumb ass.

So you do know your Bible, huh?

Don't know nothing. Don't want to know nothing.

All right. Well, um...

I'm serving time for that right now.

At least I still got my teeth.

That's the real reason why I'm out here.

Naw, I just, you know--

We got two more hours to go. Man, I don't want to hear that shit.

-You look like a cockroach. -Cockroach?

Yeah, I got your stupid letters.

I don’t know…I’m still weighing my options

I'm not asking you to commit a homicide here. I'm asking you to just give me...

-What does he do? -D'Andre's an agent.

In my line of work, last names aren't needed.

-Naw, I don't know yet. -You're not holding out on me, are you?

Who was that? She was sweating you.

Does KRS represent heaven Hell, yeah

He likes to play in a crowd, and he can pass the basketball.

He's supposed to be, taking care of his little sister.

-Which hand are you supposed to be shooting with? -Left.

I learned that from you.

They got that pussy.

Here, let me help you up.

-Look, I need some money. -Mm-hmm.

Huh? The bigger a nigger get up in this motherfucker, the more they hate you.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

You're not a free man.

You know, your pops, bugged out as he is right now,

-I am the man. -Yeah!

No, we're not going to follow you.

-You talk a great game. -Jesus, this isn't a game. This is life.

I just want you to know-- I don't do drugs. I'm clean.

Hello. I'm Dean Smith, the basketball coach, University of North Carolina.

-Look at the pants on that kid, man. -Let's go, baby.

Look, son, just be careful. That's all I'm saying to you, all right?

you could buy 20 of them if you want.

You have platinum and diamonds. That's like having speed and power in the NBA.

Nubian sisters. Africa. The whole nine. I'm telling you, man.

That way. That way.

-What you stalling for? -Everything you got you got from me.

-Take the ball out. Huh? -Man, I quit, man.

I still got dreams. I got plans too. Big plans.