Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You need to sign with me, and you need to sign with me now.

Tripping? We'll see who's tripping later on tonight.

-Dear Lord, please... -Please.

-You are bad for business, okay? -I got money, all right?

That's game--11-5.

Yeah! We're the Lincoln Railsplitters, baby! What, what, what, what?

The governor has yet to inform me.

You know I'll never keep anything from you, never.

He asked me if I want to go house shopping with him.

The politics of chains and whips

No matter what I say to you, I ain't got nothing to do with your game.

Who got game Where's the game in life

I'm Coach Noland Richardson, the University of Arkansas.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Starting beefs with you, starting shit with you.

I guess it's like God is paying-- making me pay for my sins.

-Eight-five. -Eight-five.

You'll have to excuse the temporary discomfort,

Not the guy who's getting it up the old kazoo, but the guy who's doing it,

-How you doing? -How you doing, Jesus?

-Her name is Lala. We in love. -I got a lady too.

-Has a $30,000 stereo system. State of the art. -$30,000?

The B-36 don't come until I get here, Lala.

but what you need to do, Jesus, is give me the opportunity...

You heard what the fuck I said. I said sit down!

All these people around here, half these people aren't going to college.

I'll keep it. The money you and I going to make together,

I mean, something like this here...

Coach bumped that up a bit for you. You passed the course, didn't you?

When I really get paid, I ain't going to lose track of you and Aunt Sally!

He kept going. He's almost getting the rim now, or the net, anyway--the net.

Me with a white bitch ?

See those seats down there, man?

So I figure, hey, you know, you might need some fatherly advice.

Give Me the Fukkin Paper Man, You Irking Me with that Bullshit About to Graduate and You Still Can’t Fukkin Read You Dumbass

That's to deter them Coney Island Puerto Ricans from stealing your shit.

This is your mama you're talking to. Come here, baby.

In closing, my family and I send our prayers out to my father.

Oh! My little woman.

-Feel so good. -All that titty up in your face.

There's no strings, no rubber bands. There's nothing attached at all.

but the governor got what he wanted.

-Stop hitting on him. -Tell him to stop then. He always getting on my nerves.

-Yeah. -Your dusanikbats uncle. You had to get out of his house.

I like you, you know, uh, fa--uh, Dakota.

This is going to be the most important decision in your life.

-All I count is the money. -Yeah?

Ever since I walked in the house, as a matter of fact.

I don’t know, I’m still weighing my options…

to take that into consideration with the kind of money that they're getting now.

-Hey, wait a minute-- -Daddy, he's tripping.

Yo, Shuttlesworth.

That's what I figured. Why aren't I staying down there with y'all?

Funny to me, just like you picking and eating your boogers all the time.

-Full athletic scholarship. -Whoo! That's wonderful!

All right, we gon' cut out all that lucky shit.

These are the new Jordans.

-Word -Nonsense perseveres Prayers laced with fear

You take that $20 back to your wife, honey.

This shit is bogus. The boy did not go for the bucks.

They come back to win it, and there's bedlam at the Garden.

What, you want to quit when you get pushed?

-Foul, man! -All right, you got foul. No harm.

-Mommy, can I be excused? -No, you cannot. Sit your ass down.

-Hello, Lala. -Hello.

I haven't had the pleasure of meeting your son as yet. I can't speculate.

Look, I don't have a lot of time, so make it quick.

I finally came to the realization...

Now, I don't know if you realize this,

I don't want you to lose track of time. You see, we're on a tight schedule.

Ahh, ohh What's that sound

What you looking around for?

-He's my big brother. -He's your big brother?

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I can see the resemblance.

Why you going to play me like that?

-Big Time, what's up, baby?

Chilling me with some goddamn shit from some other motherfucker.

There are very few players that give you 40 minutes of everything.

-Going to kick these motherfuckers' ass. -For real.

But, son, your father does love you dearly.

-Get the fuck out of here. -Let go. You're hurting my--

We have to get started right away.

-He is so good. -Yeah?

You want his autograph now, 'cause it's going to be worth big money real soon.

In here there's some money. Get some clothing.

huge, fanatical basketball fan.

This is about to be the most important decision in your life.

-I like to ride the bus. These are my people. -Hey, what's up with Jake?

If those were really your friends, they wouldn't be filling your head with bullshit.

-You ain't my pops. -Don't be trying to blow up the spot!

-This is the Ritz to you. -I ain't mad at nobody.

-You played yourself, faded yourself. -That's crazy.

Just give that to Mary.

Your father, Jake Shuttlesworth.

-You like music? -I love music.

-Check it out. -Check them.

So just be telling it real, it ain't like a third-time felon's appeal

-I ain't no baby no more. -All right.

Tonight, our feature is about a biblical player--

-I love you. -I love you too.

You didn't read the paper that day, son?

-That's the way we are here at Tech U. We show love. -Much love. Much love.

-It's okay. -Sorry, l--

it made me want to cry.

Come on, slide through. Slide through, slide through.

How you going to be immune to pussy? Pussy be talking to you, Jesus.

I'm really tripping.

-Holding out? -You're trying to cut us out the deal.

and that's good.

You never tell me nothing. You never even have time for me no more.

You get that hatred out your heart son

What's wrong with finding Jesus, huh? What's wrong with that?

He say what this is about?

that you lick it all back up,

You can call her up at 4:00 in the morning, man.

a little bit of information. I need something--anything.

We're up on the Upper West Side? Central Park West somewhere?

At this point in time, I can't tell you who,

Public Enemy on the disk Unstoppable

If you would've been on time, there would've been no need to run.

-But fuck the game if it ain't saying nothing -Damn

Some are--don't get me wrong-- but not everybody. Okay?

I was talking to him last night. He told me that he was heading out of town today.

was captured last night in the Coney Island section of Brooklyn, New York...

-No disrespect. No disrespect. -Thank you.

I hope you're not looking to buy no plane, train or bus ticket out of here.

-Thirty-four. -Thirty-four points?

-Block it. -Whoa!