Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's always singing.
Mr. Shuttlesworth, you are now wired.
-Jesus. -Jesus. -Jesus.
pay Con Ed, buy clothes, furniture with no visible means of income.
I pray that you understand...
I had no idea that--
-Give me the ball, man. -What you doing?
-I'm making you some money tonight. -Hey, baby.
“Oh yeah fuck me baby” “Agggghgggh yeah”
I tore them up too.
-Can't believe you listen to that bullshit. -Fine! I'm sorry, all right?
-So what's up, Coach? -You know, I don't want to keep busting your balls,
Sign of a local nigga unraveling
That's the wrong way to start a conversation with me.
Yes, I loved her!
No, baby, come on. Don't hold back.
Beats in the game of rap, put my soul in it, care less about the gold in it
-All right. Sit down. -Huh?
You take him to the left. You take him back to the right.
It's just that I could... get in trouble.
-What difference does it make where I'm going? -I would like to know.
Jesus!
Here's what I'm saying. We can help each other, all right?
How many bedrooms? How many bedrooms?
Ain't exactly clear
-convicted mur... der... -Murderer.
Jake Shuttlesworth...
You know, trying to fuck me isn't going to help me.
-Where? -Dakota.
-I love you. -Hook a sister up. I need some money.
-Naw, nothing like that. -You're trying to pull a fast one on us?
-Nine-five. -You quitting?
Bitch that sells pussy. Right, Jake?
139!
All right. That's good. One out of ten, that's--
Well, I'm here to testify that I found a pair.
-Just doing our job, baby. -We all happy in our work, ain't we?
They care about themselves.
89.95. Right here...
two of the best, handpicked by me.
-Morning, Jake. -Hey, what's happening?
-Uh-huh -My wandering got my ass wondering
-Can I talk to you, son? -I don't know. You'll see me around.
That's good. You want a hot dog?
-What is a 'ho? Is that like a gardening tool? -'Ho, man. Whore.
The whole shot.
Good riddance.
You see what I'm saying? Lights, camera, action!
Wow.
-Nonsense perseveres Prayers laced with fear -What's up?
-Check it out-- -Hey, respect my call.
Don't be modest. You ought to be proud. You ought to be proud as a peacock.
-Mm. -Take your pick.
Both fucked-up people.
With you and Chick, we'll definitely go to the Final Four.
Look, you pygmy motherfucker--
-It's gorgeous. -Thank you.
-Just in case. -Thank you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAN!!!!
-I suspect you already got a deal in place. -What kind of deal?
-I love you. -l love you, son.
Not yet.
Give it up. Give it up.
-Yeah? -Yeah. How are you?
I'm sorry.
I can't blame the M.V. who be getting all the Benjies
and, uh, got a daughter named Mary.
whether it's you or your father that wants to pursue this.
-They go the extra mile, man. -You lying.
What?
What's up, Chick? Hey, Chick.
Running the game Chuck and Kris
-You coached? -Nah, nothing like that there.
Eyo Eyo
Time for you to get your ass out of bed.
-Where we going to be at, huh? What you going to buy Mama, son? -House.
I'm his number one money-maker. I'm his bottom bitch.
You got the game.
but a beautiful human being.
Got that, uh, vehicle theft deterrent.
I think it's only right that we be compensated for sacrifices...
Be a dissident who ain't kissing it
I know what you told me, Coach. I know, I know.
-What's up with these questions... -Yeah!
The best you can buy.
There's no free pussy around here, no freebies.
The director is God.
But I would tell him that he needs to go to college and get an education...
-I'll see you fourth period, all right? -Sounds good.
Yeah, we got that malt liquor, a.k.a. liquid crack.
-Maybe I wanted to play with Jesus. -Jesus!
Still 1,001 ways to lose with the shoes
-Trying to sneak bread all the time. -Bye, Jesus!
Any shenanigans, the deal is off.
I told them nobody can tell Jesus what to do, but they fucking insisted.
House. O-U-sss...
Any shenanigans, the deal is off.
Aah!
That's something I didn't teach you.
What time is it?
Goodness. I know the both of y'all know Jesus Shuttlesworth.
Layla… LaLa Whatever!
-You don't belong here. -Oh, yeah? How can you tell that?
Did you meet any women at the parties, in the dorms and stuff like that?
But damn the game if it don't mean nothing
Show me!
-That's the only basket you getting all game. -Check.
Why do you fuck with me, you fucking bitches?
Why is Daddy here? Why did he come back?
I think that, uh... I can help you.
-Year by year all sense disappears -Know y'all did your homework.
And taking them grants for granted
Yeah, capisce. Can you pull over?
Never a word out of me. Always there for you.
You know what? You look like Kim Novak from what movie?
in the whole entire world.
Everybody else ain't bring you in this world.
Everybody look what's going down
What do you expect? I got to take care of Mary, nobody else but me.
Love, Mommy.
where's if l--
You're going to honestly lie dead to my face and tell me...
I'm just--I'm afraid.
Yes. That's what I'm talking about.
I play the two-spot.
-Bye. -Nice seeing y'all.
Let us finish, and then we can get up with y'all later. All right?
-Stop pushing him, man. -You got to deal with that, son.
Why don't you take that wig off...
He's got a great reputation for never forgetting anyone who's done right by him.
Yeah.
I tell people my whole life history and I don't even know a thing about them.
This Nigga’s Nervous Man Fukk That Shit, Finish Reading, Slappy
Everybody else in the world is asleep.
-What's up, Jesus! -Atlantic City, my treat.
I hope that Chick here has been a gracious host.
Best one, so far? You think?
He does not speak for me! You do what you feel is right.
-Really. I ain't had my coffee. -Be cool, all right?
D'Andre Mackey. He's a good brother also.
Jesus, I have read all about...
I don't know. I mean, they're all the same,
-Where is he at? -I talked to him yesterday.
What's love got to do with what you got
No harm. No foul. Are you hurt? You bleeding?
Now go on. Hey, man, back up!
His game has got everything you need.