Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Now, why should me and your Aunt Sally get cut off? -Anything else, Uncle Bubba?
-You are going to go here, aren't you? -Well, we hope so.
Lovely, huh? Travel in packs too.
but several NBA teams are interested in you right now.
I talk too much. That's what Sweetness always says.
It's all the film thing, baby. It's all the film thing.
Everybody else don't care about you, son.
-You lost your wig? -Where's my wig?
-Just stop, Booger! That ain't funny! -Well, it's funny to me.
-The bus would've come sooner, I would've been on it. -I didn't tell you?
You ain't no competition....I ain't no competition??? Nah..
Come here. That's it. Come here!
She will attend seventh grade at a neighbouring junior high school.
start talking some more about you.
You ain't got to play games with me. Just listen to me for a second.
-You went shopping? -Yeah, a little bit. Who this, baby?
-Go? We'll win the whole thing. -That's you, dog.
I need some Dolce Gabbana for me. I need some Chanel.
Come on, move away.
I don't remember where he was saying he was going 'cause I was half-asleep.
I don't know about all men, but I don't even think like that.
All I'm asking is that you let me wet my beak a little bit.
We scouted you since you were in junior high school.
You find it in your heart to go to Big State, and, uh...
Ah. Well, I told you my first name was Jake,
God takes care of old folks and fools
-My man, my man -One out of one million residents
-Wow. This a phat crib. -Ain't it?
I mean, it was just-- It's off the hook.
Where you going? Have you chosen a school yet? Are you going to the NBA?
-I'm thinking about hiring a brother to represent me. -Yeah? Why's that?
They got them all lined up, waiting to suck your dick.
I came to this court by myself. Why you got to follow me?
It might feel good It might sound a little something
All that good ass. How you going to be immune to that thigh?
Four... three... two--
Hello, son. This is for you.
D'Andre and Dom need to know something.
I just feel comfortable with a brother.
That's the best news I've heard in weeks.
-You understand what I'm trying to say? -Yes, sir.
-Bring it on now. -Move it by yourself. Come on.
We can always buy a new basketball.
A lot of things you learned from me. This your ball?
I'll talk to him, man. I'll handle him. Just give me the word.
And when you get home, please be nice to her.
Let me tell you something.
I feel handsome when I'm on the court. I feel like I'm somebody.
Good. 'Cause we really know how to treat our student athletes right.
Everything you got.
It don't come off, son.
I mean, my bad and all, my bad,
Dang! Let go of me!
And that's scary Like lies buried in a library
I got down... on my hands and knees...
Boys make decisions with their heart, Jesus.
Uncle Bubba hasn't changed a bit.
Point game.
I Don’t Give A Fuck
That's some hard shit, my man, you know?
Come get it now. I ain't taking it easy on you.
-No school say nothing like that. -See, I don't believe that.
Sit down, son.
So what? Ain't nothing I can do, son, that can bring your mother back.
-Yeah, he probably can.
-Oh! -Take your shot.
Payback is a bitch, huh?
I keep telling y'all, stop fucking with me.
You're really serious about this basketball,
but you just have a good time with all of them.
You sure did have a hell of a way of showing it.
You still didn't answer my question though.
-Maybe someday you'll get to ask him that in person. -Someday.
My sister Mary will be coming with me.
He says he wants to speak to me. He says it's urgent.
Whoo-hoo!
I thought you lifted weights in Attica, in the joint. Huh?
Now, let's hit them Skittles.
-What, this brand-new Lexus? -Yeah.
Let's go, Boog!
but I will tell you they are contenders.
-I believe He has. When will you? -Never.
They talking about l love you. Oh, I love you.
-What's wrong with this inmate? -I don't know.
He brought it behind his back and switched it over to his right hand.
You trying to fucking plantationalize on me, ain't you?
As you already know, you've picked the perfect recreation.
I got hops, baby! I got hops.
of your life that you'll ever make.
-One week? -Seven days.
He can't play you. He can't do nothing with you!
pay rent, pay Ma Bell,
-Jesus was a name. -for Mary.
The guy's unbelievable! He's a P.T.P., a prime time player!
Yo, I got next. I got next game, bro.
He told Mary that he was out on a work release program or something.
No, you ain't hear that.
-Check them. -Ahh!
Oh, Chick has been great.
-a... convict-- -Convicted.
He can defend. He can run. He can finish.
xxxxxxx,anyway
Man, you never seen me eat my boogers.
I'm going to let you two talk, you know, get reacquainted.
-Willing to end the--Aw! -Shit!
So I'm pushing you. So what? Show me what you got.
My controls ain't working. It's sticking or something.
Mm!
Paying mental rent to corporate presidents
Coach is telling the truth, man.
You know.
I believe that things gon' work out for the best for you,
Am I lying? Come on, kid.
I won't hurt you. Come here.
You're talking semantics here.
-You keep that. -I can't take this.
-Crudup. -You think that's true?
Aah!
One love, yo. Hey, that's right. He's got game.
-Do that for me, man, all right? -Yeah, no problem, man.
-or the jersey. -No way.
You just have to be willing
Now, Jesus, I know you like Lala.
to go into the N.B.A. because so many kids are doing it.
-Whoa, whoa. -Get up.
-You don't like that name? -I never liked my name.
Underwear? Skittles, Daddy!
This September I will be enrolled at Big State University...
-You know what a capo tost is? -Naw.
is a platinum and diamond Rolex.
-What do you think? -You have a really nice home.
-on a full-- -on a full athletic scholarship.
-I like teasing you. -I know you do.
-Leave a message at the beep.
-Yeah, yeah. -What it is
-Beware Two-triple 0 is near -It might feel good
Since when do you start calling your uncle Mister?
You know, I see somebody out there, a little kid who needs some help.
You know, a lot of great ballplayers came out of Coney Island,
Dead pledge allegiance to CDs and movies
Yo, I was keeping beautiful, fine dark sisters.
'cause I already know how to count and I'm just wasting my time.
All right. Look, I need to talk to you.
-I got game, she got game -Everybody knows
Disrespect
Looking for a big old house, too, with, like, a green lawn and grass...
-All right. -So you got new Jordans, I see.
-Now, you don't want your daddy to get in trouble, do you? -No.
Yes. All right, good shoot! Oh!
-He's a good brother? -Yeah.
In the middle of the universe