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Hi, Dennis? Hi, it's Amy.
Hey, you know, I was watching the news last night,
- You said you wouldn't look up!
they're suspending the season.
Have you tried Barrell and Sage?
from here to Sunday.
I'm just...
- Nope, nope. You're fine, sir.
- So just--
you should have been merchandise.
with our creaky joints and our floppy junk.
Hey, Kira. Hi, hey.
Maybe it is time for humanity to wrap it up.
- I am only trying to keep you safe.
- I just don't understand why you have to move to California.
- We're also required to wear masks.
We all are.
- Are you hiding those until after close?
But if anybody asks, we put it all up.
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
instead of worrying so much
So we know you're still managing your branch,
to everyone about it,
We all know he's just using it to masturbate.
so Heather locked him in a bathroom.
We're supposed to be going to
I mean, most of us are just improvising.
[upbeat music]
- Well, um...
- What if we...
It's been a long time since I've been able
But sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night
[sighs]
Are you hiding back here?
But, seriously, why didn't anybody come get me?
- Ma'am, please.
to add to the Cloud 9 update?
You don't care if I keep this, do ya?
- Wha-we're going to California!
It's probably nothing.
Thank you!
Got it.
- Oh, really? Tickets are still available.