Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you so much. - Okay.
- Oh. - Heidi is amazing, Bumper.
I tried to shift my career to music management,
* *
Oh. - You will be inspired here!
Come on! I can't hear you!
[upbeat music]
I'm the same failure I was a week ago,
That's--that's, like, a million views.
even if it was fake.
Now, why don't we get you moved into your new accommodations?
- Yeah.
* Take me on *
[mumbles incoherently]
[tense music]
[chuckles] Just my cat.
- Okay, and this is where I'm staying?
America loves me!
and "Local Man Slips on Ice and Penis Falls Out."
which rendered him useless.
- Okay, and how do you pronounce that?
This text costs you $17."
What's going on?
both: * Danke shoen *
That's the song I was gonna sing.
but I thought Karen Fraren
I know no one will work with you,
I'm the Berlin Merlin.
- Hey, uh, did you get the job posting I sent you,
because his heart is in the right place.
will not know what hit 'em next month.
to make a first impression,
but we were found out and disgraced.
- I'm his assistant, Heidi! - See?
- [speaks German]
[sentimental music]
- If you're starting from scratch,
- Speaking of, you are going to want...
me.
of "99 Luftballons" and "Take On Me"
Nana says that if we break one more tchotchke,
and my mom is sittin' on the corner of my bed,
- If you're starting from scratch,
- Oh, it is made with dead animals.
Do the show tomorrow.
- What's Germany's first greatest sh--
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Hi! Bice to meet you, Bumper!
- Bumper is the next superstar, and you are always looking
* From bars where the drinks looked *