Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You have a backpfeifengesicht.

That's, like, a million people. - That's what I said.

I'm here for this.

Today, I am going to sing two songs as one

- * I'll be your queen! * all: * To all of the queens *

- All those failures were worth it,

to go on stage alone.

I'm like, "I don't know."

and she's holding her teeth in her hand, asking,

and I was blacklisted as a singer.

so that I can get honest feedback on my songwriting,

Ever since I arrived, things have been a little off,

* Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely *

Germans speak English far better than Americans.

[laughter] - Boom!

* She liked how the light passed *

[toilet flushes]

In two months, I'm gonna get you booked on--wait for it--

It's been too long.

- I accept your disgust.

[smattering of applause]

- So rustic. - After you.

Nope, I'm gonna get ready. - Me too.

I just, I--I guess with all the lying and stuff,

- I have to lock up. That's an important thing.

We could be like the Pointer Sisters.

I got--I got stuff.

- I can't give up what I have here--

"Tim Allen! Tim Allen!"

- In college, you were Der Knig der Mundmusik--

You can't turn your back on family.

You're so busy! We never get to hang out.

at Pretzel Fest tomorrow.

* Don't wanna save me *

[mid feedback] [clears throat]

I'm a very important manager now.

* Danke schoen *

[toilet flushes]

- Und here we are!

an adult loser.