Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay, so this is a bad thing then?
- No.
[mic feedback]
in Germany... [watch beeps]
Tell me, were you playing a game of chess
I perform under Karen Fraren
- [laughs] Yeah. No, duh.
* But if I had one, it'd be bigger than yours *
- * Please don't stop the *
[cheers and applause]
[cheering]
[harmonica blows]
My name is Pieter Kramer, and...
- Who's Gisela?
- You must be Mr. Bumper.
* In chess, the king can move one space at a time *
- Okay.
- Hello, Berlin.
for the hottest new artist.
It's all happening.
- Yes. - Nope.
commemorating the fall of the Wall.
except that we are way cooler about showing nipples here.
I will just be another American army brat
Just call me Pariah Carey!
- No, we are working with this butthead. Come on.
Ursula, I thought I had exactly what I wanted,
* We're not at one yet *
- I have a plan!
- I'm German. Of course I'm serious.
- [laughs]
- [moaning]
- Okay, shut up.
* I'll show you how a real queen behaves *
* We would pop champagne and raise a toast *
You don't happen to have, like, ten Tonehangers on you, do you?
I had my Mennonite landlord teach me all the funny words.
* But it isn't meant to be *
and he doesn't seem up to my musical standards.
not like the one where I'm in my childhood room
* *
- Thea, this is Bumper.
* Who are fighting alone *
- Wow, this building is ancient.
- Okay.
The German Unity Day concert!
- Tomorrow?
- And you think spinning your wheels
[jazz music playing]
- [chuckles nervously] You got here early.