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( sobbing )
( crying continuing )
THAT STUFF.
DAD, THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
WELL, YOU BURNT MY BURGER, DIDN'T YOU, B.H.?
YOU CALL HIM "GOOD HANK"
NOW, 16 IS MY ESTIMATE.
IT'S THE GREATEST DANG FEELING IN THE WORLD."
WELL, HONEY, READY OR NOT, I HAVE GOT TO GO.
WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL NEW BABY THAT THEY DON'T EVEN WANT?!
THAT SILENCE?
AM I IN A VERY WIDE BED?
NO, THANK YOU.
FOR ME TO DO IS JUST LEAVE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE CRYING?
G.H., I'M GETTING IT.
( lips smacking )
( crying ): MY LIFE... MY LIFE IS... RUINED.
( both crying )
IT'S A FORM OF LACTATION.
THANK GOD!
I'LL DOUBLE-CHECK MY NUMBERS LATER.
HE'S HANK.
When she says "I'm fine" with an eye roll
( uttering baby talk )
TRY THE BACK DOOR. IT'LL FIT.
(DABABY CRIES)
( laughing ): YES!
AAAH!
WELL, I'M SKEPTICAL, BUT OKAY.
YEAH, UH, YOU KNOW
OF THE BONES IN HER BACK.
HEY! AAAH!
SHE MAY EXPERIENCE A SECOND CRASH
WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU JUMP OUT OF A PLANE?
( crying continuing )
WELL, I'M GUESSING THAT WAS LUANNE.
(PETE CRYING)
I WON'T LET HER FEEL ANY LIMITATIONS.
IF-IF YOU GOT AWAY FOR A WHILE.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S ODD?
HANK, WAIT...
YOU HEAR THAT?
OH!