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You'll never get asleep with that on your mind.
It's just that I hate to ride a used Polo pony.
- No! - No, Skipper.
Especially me, I'm the worst of the whole bunch.
'Meanwhile, happy landing.'
No, that's no good. We don't have a prescription.
Yes, as a matter of fact, there is.
* Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale *
Battle stations, everybody!
I remember. It happened at Guadalcanal.
I wanna put a couple in the Skipper's mango juice.
I also counted 19,000 sheep today.
It's a marriage joke, I mean.
[muffled whining]
My gosh, it's Alice! Please stay right were you are.
[sniffing] Hey, dinner smells good.
Now, everybody remember your parts.
Enemy attack? The transmitter got knocked out?
Shh.
I don't think you should..
[snoring]
[whooshing]
Certainly. When you fell in the water, it woke you up.
Shh!
What is it?
[slurring]
[slurring]
(Alice McNeal on radio) 'Nice to have talked to you down there, whoever you are.'
We missed the cocktail hour.
Yes, sir.
Look behind every successful man and you will find a woman.
'How did these get in here?'
You're telling me.
Say, you seen Gilligan?
Harris, keep your head down.
Lovey, I told you to hurry and get dressed. Look!
That'll calm him down and get him to sleep.