Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My gosh, it's Alice! Please stay right were you are.

[muffled whining]

[sniffing] Hey, dinner smells good.

- No! - No, Skipper.

(Alice McNeal on radio) 'Nice to have talked to you down there, whoever you are.'

'How did these get in here?'

You'll never get asleep with that on your mind.

Say, you seen Gilligan?

That'll calm him down and get him to sleep.

We missed the cocktail hour.

Enemy attack? The transmitter got knocked out?

I wanna put a couple in the Skipper's mango juice.

Yes, as a matter of fact, there is.

'Meanwhile, happy landing.'

Especially me, I'm the worst of the whole bunch.

I also counted 19,000 sheep today.

Now, everybody remember your parts.

Battle stations, everybody!

Harris, keep your head down.

I remember. It happened at Guadalcanal.

You're telling me.

Certainly. When you fell in the water, it woke you up.

No, that's no good. We don't have a prescription.

It's just that I hate to ride a used Polo pony.

Lovey, I told you to hurry and get dressed. Look!

I don't think you should..

* Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale *

Look behind every successful man and you will find a woman.

It's a marriage joke, I mean.