Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"WHEN LOS ANGELES FELT

BUT AT LEAST IT KEEPS ME

AND I HOPE YOU WATCHING AT HOME

IN THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS.

WILKINSON'S NUMBER EIGHT LAXATIVE CEREAL.

( bandplaying Sousa's "Liberty Bell March" )

AND THERE'S ONLY FISH TO EAT.

OH! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

( all talking loudly at once )

ONE TEASPOONFUL OF HONEY.

AND I SHALL INFORM ALL YOUR RELATIVES AND FRIENDS

WELL, WITH THE SCORES ALL IN FROM THE JUDGES

OH, WELL, LET'S GO FOR LUNCH, THEN.

HIS SON IS A DIRTY, FOUL LITTLE CREATURE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

BUT IT'S SETTING A FURIOUS PACE.

WE'RE JUST POPPING OUT FOR A BITE OF LUNCH

IS VERY RARELY BROUGHT TO THE ATTENTION OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

( singing melody of "The Ride of the Valkyries" )

AND HAS FAYE DUNAWAY DEFINITELY SAID YES?

CASH, WASN'T IT?

AS WE CAN SEE IN THIS RARE FOOTAGE OF THEM IN ACTION

AT PRESENT HOLDERS OF THE EAST MIDLANDS MOST-AWFUL-FAMILY AWARD

WHO HAVE NO MENTAL OR PHYSICAL HANDICAPS

SHOWS LABOR AHEAD WITH 40%, THE A.A. SECOND WITH 38%

ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE

WHAT TIME ARE YOU COMING BACK TONIGHT?

SPORT-- CAPITAL PUNISHMENT IS TO BE REINTRODUCED

SNOGGING SUBCOMMITTEE, MORE LIKE.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN MODERATELY FOND OF YOU.

THAN THEY USED TO BE.

IT'S ALMOST UNIMAGINABLE, I FIND

DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT?

IF IT'S THE MAN FROM PROBBO-RIB

THE LEGENDARY PUKING TREE OF MOZAMBIQUE.

( singing hesitantly )

THERE'D BE SOMEONE

THE RIGHT WAY UP.

THAT THEY'RE COMPLETING OTHER PEOPLE'S SENTENCES...

WELL, HERE IT IS AT LAST, THE GOAL OF OUR QUEST.