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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
HE CAN'T EAT HONEY.
OH, YES, INDEED.
"HE SENT HORSEMEN THERE
THEY ARE A LOT MORE PERMISSIVE THESE DAYS
YES, WE CERTAINLY...
TO PUT THIS PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD--
WHEN HE MISTIMED A SHOT OF BOWANGA AND WAS L.B.W.
IT WAS HEADING OFF IN THAT DIRECTION
SORRY, MUM.
BYE, MR....
THAT'S ALL HE WAS INTERESTED IN!
SPRINTING UP TO ZAMBIA FOR THE AFTERNOON, THEN NIPPING BACK...
BRIAN, LET'S STOP THIS PRETENDING, SHALL WE?
AND THERE'S ONLY GOLLY FISH TO EAT.
VERY USEFUL. NEXT!
OH, SORRY, MUM.
YOURS SINCERELY
FOR THREATENING THE GOALIE.
( fuse sizzling )
PRIMITIVE CUSTOMS STILL SURVIVE HERE
OF DROITWICH IN WORCESTERSHIRE.
EARLY THIS MORNING, WE THOUGHT WE'D SPOTTED IT
this remarkabLe 45-year-oLd
Who wouLd have thought, though many expected it
OH, DOCTOR...
COME ON, BOYS.
NOT TODAY, THANK YOU.
3:00 A.M.!
GOOD!
BUT THE WINNERS, BY A CLEAR TEN-POINT MARGIN
So I'm asking you, pLease, pLease
( doorbell rings )
AND TO ALL OF YOU, NOT FORGETTING THOSE OF YOU
AND...
( cannon roars )
YES, MUM.
WHEW, THAT ONE WENT THROUGH YOU
AND NUMBER NINE-- EMERSON FITTIPALDI!
HE'S SUPERB.
"OH, THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME"
WELL, I DON'T SUPPOSE