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COULD YOU FILL IN THIS FORM FIRST?
OH.
"SO IS THE PRIVET HEDGE LIKEN UNTO A BOTANIST
NOT AT ALL.
OR YOU'LL JUST GO MAD.
UNTIL THEN, AND SO IT'S GOOD NIGHT FROM ME
THE LIBERAL PARTY CANDIDATE, DARLING.
LOOK AT THIS.
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YES, HE...
SHUT UP!
( music ends with fart )
THERE ARE NO MORE PATIENTS NOW, DOCTOR Oh well, let's go for lunch then
YOU A MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT.
YES.
NEVER LETS YOU FINISH
YOU'RE A BLEEDIN' RACIST, YOU BLEEDIN' ARE!
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HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PAIGNTON BECAUSE IT'S FROM PAIGNTON
OR THIS?
QUITE.
IF YOU MUST KNOW
( crackling )
BUT OUT CAME M.J.K. PRATT TO PLAY A REAL CAPTAIN'S INNINGS.
READ THAT BACK, WILL YOU, BRIAN?
I'VE RUN OUT OF BEANS!
I MEAN, A LOT OF THE OTHERS
SURE... SOUNDED LIKE SNOGGING TO ME.
AND HE WAS CAUGHT BEHIND.
SOME FAT BASTARD AT THE DOOR!
ALONG TO YOUR HOSPITAL, OKAY?
YES, WELL, WE, UH...
( guitarplaying halting version of "Liberty Bell March" )
( doorbell rings )
FOR THE GARIBALDI FAMILY OF DROITWICH IN WORCESTERSHIRE
ON BEHALF OF THE (giggling) LIBERAL PARTY.
YEA, AS DIRK BOGARDE SAID
ACROSS THIS INHOSPITABLE TERRAIN TO STOP HERE
I MEAN, THE FATHER WAS APPALLING...
AWAY FROM ICELAND, ALL RIGHT?
THE AVERAGE MAN IN THE STREET SCARCELY GIVES A SECOND THOUGHT
SOME OF THE PERFORMANCE THAT WON THEM THE AWARD
AH, YES, YOU MUST BE MR. WILLIAMS.
Man: POSTMAAAAN!
THIS IS ONE OF AFRICA'S MANY STATIONARY TREES
WAS SOMETHING VERY DIFFERENT...
LIKE A BLOODY FERRARI.
AS IF THE MARCH OF TIME HAD PASSED THEM BY.
I'VE...
[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION