Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I really don't.

[woman 1] I'd tell Henrietta no because she's too young.

by the sand trap, dos minutos. Pronto.

- Encino. - [clears throat]

And I wouldn't even let her have a girl sleeping...

I've done three sketches on The Merv Griffin Show.

wants to have a co-ed slumber party.

"Barbra Streisand."

of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...

a little forgetful, absent-minded, and, um...

- This House is Haunted. - No.

I didn't call this girl. You called her.

it's nice to meet you.

I'll be right there.

We do PR for Tail o' the Cock and Chadney's.

As you can imagine,

[singing] ♪ We rise And shine every morning ♪

Liquid luxury for you.

with sex appeal...

And you're old.

I'm not 16, I'm 15.

[speaking Japanese]

But that's what I'd like to do.

[smooth rock music playing]

Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, stop the car.

ensconce yourself in your own king-size waterbed

That's what I'm doing.

to the greatest invention in sleeping since the inner spring.

and everybody's talking about a revolution,

[handcuffs clicking]

- [Jack] No. - [Rex] You know you need it.

If she asks if you can dance, say yes.

- What was he saying? - I don't know.

Let me introduce you. Hey, Ted. Ah, he's busy.

Like a regular penis, I guess.

[whispers] "Swiftly"?

[muffled music playing]

I have to go to Las Vegas.

Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's not gonna win.

[Gary] So, get it together.

[chuckles] Okay.

[Cindy] Should I get an autograph?

So, this is what I wanna say to you.

Oh, hey, Alana.

Look at you, you cocky motherfucker.

- [chuckles] There he is. - [Gary] Jerry.

[boy] You stop! Shut up!

Is there a problem?

Twenty-one's there.

[radio DJ] What you're listening to

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Really terrific. - All right.

[girl] Did you hear that whole thing that went down

"I'm Matthew Marshall, and, uh, it's always about me."

But don't worry, there are many American dishes too.

[man] We're not opening yet. Please don't touch

- He has rights! - Officer, what did I do?

- [Jon] She's got a good ground game? - [girl 2] Yeah.

Now, cut the comedy. Don't be an ass out there.

Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm on my way.

Alana, you have to be sexier

♪ And we get hung up On every little thing ♪

- Do you know who I am? - Yeah.

Magical. Magical.

Hand me that jacket.

Consequently, they're fortified accordingly.

Do you want me to wait up for you?

[boy] Is Alana there?

- I'm not upset. - No?

Where were you?

[patron 1] I can't believe it!

Thanks so much, Alana. See you soon.

[announcer] Well, gather around, all you cool cats.

Hey, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.

"I'm Este. I work for Mom and Dad. I'm perfect.

so what are we working towards?

Hold on, people. Single file.

My only problem in life is that I love tail too much.

- Alana. - Oh, I'm so sorry,

- [boy 1] Bonzai! - Oh!

Changing the world isn't cool?

who perhaps may have seen a little film called,

Actually, the water is too cold to allow the cigarette to burn through.

- You know what I mean? - [woman] Yeah?

♪ On the way There'll be sunshine There'll be showers ♪

I don't want you to have to bear the burden in case we hit it.

If we get lucky and make the light at Ventura,

- Mary. - Oh, darling.

Is she like that all the time?

and now, you're going to be taking your boyfriend,

It's the end of the world, Greggo.

Call 451-3631 and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed

[man] You know, Rainbow, you're a complete mystery to me.

I'm not trying to brag,

- Oh, that's smart. - Uh-huh.

I'm afraid you're gonna be upset with me.

than we are accustomed to using.

Well, whomever he or she may be, or maybe you have two or three,

but you did ask how I was gonna pay for dinner.

- You know how much tail I get? - [Gary] No.

at Everywoman's Village with Milton Farmer.

- Thanks for coming in. - How ya doing?

Well, I didn't know what to say.

- Can we have him read this? - ...losing weight, so...

The fuel crisis need not mean...

You can impress your lady friend.

Of an English pit bull dog...

- Arigato. - [Anita] Of course.

or to your house?

Her grandmother and mother love to cook.

Stop for a sec, guys.

2001. Fireball. Jive Time.

And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted,

Who's your friend?

before I start asking you questions.

in LA for the first time since...

So, Alana, you came to meet me for a drink.

- [mouths] Shut up. - [man] I can't...

[photographer] Put your chin up just a little bit like that, Laura.

I started a new company, and, um, I'm looking for some pinball machines.

Okay. Okay, you're out of here.

I thought it was like a rubber.

[Joel] Would you please keep your voice down?

I'm glad I'm here, too.

How are you gonna remember it?

Away from our office. Go down the street.

He doesn't look weird to you?

- "Streisand." - "Streisand."

Go say something to him.

You remember that relaxing feeling of just laying on the water?

Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.

Can you say that again? We didn't get that.

- a song and dance man. - Come on.

And you speak Portuguese.

All right, let that car just go past. There you go.

Hello, gorgeous.