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I pulled from my list of reasons why marriage
Listen, y'all, you can't get everything you need out of life
until he says it's his final offer.
and I didn't want that to happen to you,
Noah, that's all a part of the game.
- Oops. - Oh, boy.
- Oh, okay. - Drink a bathroom?
where you give your services,
Guys, Missile Coin just went up 200%.
Because I wasn't getting paid as much as I could be?
You shouldn't be married to your job.
No, but I am feeling these tips.
and we got some new money to spend.
because I was too afraid of overstepping to ask for more,
[tense music]
But didn't she learn that you don't make moves?
Not a doctor, shh.
For fun, now I want you to double that number.
with the 1040s you sent.
Now get out of here, you numbnut!
all:
Oh, well. I already texted her.
♪ Grand crew, grand crew, grand crew, uh ♪
Hey, y'all, this has turned into an epic celebration,
How can I make this right?
But binds don't exist for the rich
Anthony, I know you're a private person,
It's easy when you believe in true love.
And when the wave crashed, it crashed as low
- Fay. - What, it's true.
for the Anthony you knew ten years ago,
Nice to see you haven't changed.
Except this time we liked what we heard.
What do I even say as I rip up these offers in front of him?
and offers you a new deal.
but I actually would rather be somewhere else, too,