Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Your function to Funyuns ♪
because we all have weird interests,
It's a national chain. It's a sensation.
Let's fuckin' do this.
- (yelping) - Amy!
So, we're going to his party.
- ...because we're not staying. - ...barren orthodontist.
other stuff.
Yeah, because I knew if I told you,
'cause, well, I don't believe
and tapped me to start her speech.
I'm good, I don't even know if she's into girls,
or we go together.
No.
Jared... stop.
AMY: Pull me back in. Pull me back in.
Oh, my god. My car is fucked up.
at my inauguration assembly, folks?
I'm incredible at handjobs,
- No. no! - 'Cause I have so much to say...
They spend every minute together. It's so weird.
We're okay. We're okay.
We are stranded. Please pick us up! We need...
Like, no, too much flick. Like... whoo.
Fuck!
Who allowed you to be this beautiful?
when Model UN went to Amsterdam.
I wanna design fucking airplanes.
♪ I just wanna tell you the truth ♪
- The, the, the night before graduation? - DOUG: Well...
♪ Shipped out, and bought and y'all feeling it ♪
- AMY: Well... - CHARMAINE: Oh, Lingling.
- On the neck. - MOLLY: Make it stop.
but I also got a 1560 on the SATs.
Hey! A dollar in the swear jar.
(both speaking Chinese) Speak Chinese.
TANNER: Welcome, my little turtledoves.
I'm not gonna, like, suck a dick at my own home
(whispers) I once tried to masturbate
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No! No, thank you! No, seriously, Gigi.
and I showed up to suck their dick while they waited for help.
Well, our class's official policy is
You know what the worst part is?
in, like, 40 minutes,
Yeah, no, you can stop flipping me off
I will see you two inside, all right? (laughs)
What is that supposed to mean?
Hey, Jare.
- Molly! - (grunts) There you go.
Wait, Molly's here?
All right. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Sickening.
I'm sorry. I'm genuinely sorry.
Dude, go talk to Ryan.
Of course, Annabel.
I'm co... I'm coming...
Do you think it's true that his dad got him
- Hope! - HOPE: No.
They're you know, they're stuck
- Bye. I love you. - Bye.
Like, you jumped in the pool,
Pretty sure I do.
- CHARMAINE: Yeah. - That's olives.
Wait, what? No. Ju-just dry off.
You ever made love to a Mexican?
- I have headphones. - He's four feet away from us.
What?
I can just plug it in up here.
Oh, I'm actually here for someone else. I'm so sorry.
and we just need to stay calm.
♪ ♪
We have the address! Okay, I'm calling a Lyft.
We'll get you cleaned up on board.
Light 'em up, Luanne!
No, we just don't only care about school.
Yeah, I'm calling it.
Listen, my teammates usually aren't this mean.
You just drugged us, and you tried to throw us off of a boat.
MOLLY: What the fuck? You have a gun!
I told you guys that, right?
to an unsupervised house party?
JARED: Good morning.
♪ We will rock it ♪
whenever she's close to a clue,
- (both mumble) - We made special names for all this stuff.
Whoo!
- Dude. - No.
Oh, my god. Tanner ate a ghost pepper.
You know who else was pushy?
- TRIPLE A: So bad. - (toilet flushes)
♪ My darling ♪
- TANNER: Yeah. - THEO: Yeah.
You decide what we do and when we do it,
that you have been mounting that tragic panda
If you roll these, and then you'll have more room.
Fuckin'...
♪ But we're electric linked ♪
(cries) Oh, my mom has a scarf that color.
♪ More then all these fakes I bet these bitches know me ♪
MISS FINE: Yes, please. Please touch my clothes.
And yes, maybe I occasionally fantasize
I'm being so mean to him, but it's working.
You wanna get pancakes?
than the blank page, you know? One of the books I'm thinking about doing
Well, for someone who has no idea what they're doing...
(chuckles) No. I meant, like, come out
and we never speak about them again.
'cause I'll be staying with a family, but I'm sure they'll be cool with it.
You've been out for two years, and you've never kissed a girl.
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All right, well, as you might recall
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about that, right?
MOLLY: Delivery guy!
(sighs) Oh, god.
I don't like him.
No one will know if you watched one porn one time.
That would just make our lives.
That is my best friend in the fucking world.
- get drunk and break things? - THEO: Yeah, sorry, hold on.
So, Molly actually warned me she might be a little late
♪ Fuck outta here, yeah ♪
♪ So tell beggin' Johnny and Mommy to get the fuck away ♪
which is my party.
What up, chicas?
GIGI: Because she loves him.
- (car honking repeatedly) - MOLLY: Hey!
♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪
(exhales heavily)
Amy, you fucking slapped me...
- (phone ringing) - Uh...
- Not bad. - That's pretty good.
How tall are you?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Really? - MISS FINE: Yes. Oh, my gosh, yes.
Nice.
got their graduation gifts. Right?
Yale. You can just say Yale, please.
I used to think you were all work and no play...
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We are headed to the biggest,
I'm going to experience a seminal, fun anecdote,
but they're probably spending every weekend
It’s a murder mystery party
No, you didn't.
♪ Not the cemetery or the penitentiary ♪
- What? - (chuckles nervously)
Fuck, I left my phone in his car!
I did. I did.
(chuckles) That's...
- is a book of quotes. - (phone beeps)
and that's where I'm at right...
to the Supreme Court of the United States!