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(whispers) "Friends"?
Things are never gonna be the same, but it was perfect.
♪ I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow ♪
Ice tiger.
Do I have a secret for you? Okay, yes.
We're healthy, nubile young women,
I'm calling Malala.
MOLLY: Enough about the possum!
at, like, a sex dungeon.
(slams door)
By doing what we do best.
I lied to you, Moll.
- Are you kidding? - No, I'm...
or one of her hunches is, like, you know, close,
look at the memory box,
Oh, god, you taste like my vitamins.
You failed the seventh grade twice.
Well, how tall do you think I am?
who claims they're honest
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oh, my god.
If I didn't drag you to do things, Amy, you just wouldn't do them.
She wore a polo shirt to prom.
BOTH: Whew!
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We ask the questions!
And the harder it kicks, the closer she is,
You never take charge. I always have to push you.
Okay.
ALAN (singing): ♪ Crockett, Crockett ♪
- my mom will die, so... - (gasps)
♪ Of the mess you left when you went away ♪
coolest grad night party in town.
They're twice as long as our torsos.
Because they'll ask too many questions.
(Gigi humming)
Sorry, I'm going as fast as I can.
♪ Oh, ooh, love ♪
Oh, my god, there you are.
but I'm gonna miss you guys.
What took them four years, we are doing in one night!
- You should call for one. - I'm gonna go home.
Amy, make it stop.
Yeah, somebody here came from there, I think.
AMY: He needs milk! Someone get him milk. That's...
Okay, well, agree to disagree.
Oh. (chuckles) Principal Brown was my dad.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oh, fuck. Okay, see,
Yeah, I can't believe I'm not gonna see you tomorrow.
- No. No. No... (gasps) - Oh, let me get in there.
(gasps) Oh, my god.
I was having the conversation with her.
- Go back, actually. - Yeah, scroll back?
Principal Brown?
(chuckles)
♪ Till you died, but you're still alive ♪
So, if you could just tone it down
They'll try to call Nick's aunt.
- RYAN: It's all good. Yeah. - Here you go. here.
♪ Oh, ooh ♪
Drugs? Oh, no, that's not drugs.
It makes sense to hook up in a car.
Oh. No, thank you. Not a drug person.
How are you?
said it's the coolest party they've ever been to.
but you've mentioned it many, many times.
(objects clattering)
So, um...
in your car, and I need it!
- (doorbell chiming) - Oh, Jesus Christ.
It was actually funny. It's, it's what we did
- I'm gonna share the contact. - TRIPLE A: Wait, wait, wait.
(students cheering and applauding)
- Oh! Fuck! - MOLLY: Fuck!
(sighs)
I... I am fun.
'Cause, we're, like, right by the freeway.
- Um... Oh... - AMY: Um...
Full support, no questions asked,
Uh...
Someone on board might know where it is.
It's fine. Everybody shows up to parties late.
♪ My revolution... ♪
- Celebrate the end... - MOLLY: This is not
Ow! Fuck, that hurt!
Yeah. I mean, what are you, like a...
I'll just, um...
You're wild. Wait, wait, wait.
That's it. Signin' off.
I just want people to know my real name.
Can't we just graduate,
We're not gonna move to DC together? Our whole plan...
- to graduation? - Yeah.
Whoa!
- I had the exact same thing. - Really?
Why is my battery so low?
Nick?
Okay, that doesn't sound like her.
Wait.
(Theo yelling)
♪ Burn towns and villages ♪
Okay, all right. Jeez, Louise!
♪ Crockett, Crockett, Crockett ♪
Somebody always gets arrested the night before graduation.
- (laughing) Oh. - Okay. There he goes.
(mumbling)
(phone ringing)
and Nick Howland would be so fucking lucky
Hi, Theo.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - TRIPLE A: Mm-hmm.
Are you okay?
What the fuck, Jared? I said door to door.
♪ I'm a fool for that sound in your sighs ♪
In January? You've been lying to me since January?
no breath control, but it's good.
Why don't you just tell them we're going to a party?
(stammers) I was going through a whole fucking thing.
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Baby Jared says, "Happy graduation, everybody."
I don't know.
I feel like it could help you relax.
♪ That spit a loogie ♪
I mean, this ass won't quit.
We're not gonna graduate together,
- Miss... Fine. - (ice cubes rattling)
Come on. Too cool.
You are the motherfucker who got arrested
Asian-huasca.
♪ Lala lala lala la ♪
- Pick up, pick up, pick up! - Who are you calling?
and that's so sad.
♪ And I said, "Who's that there? ♪
♪ ♪
Okay.
I got pregnant with my first child in the summer...
♪ What more can I say? We top billin' it ♪
(engine idling)
It's not my fault.
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Now, mace. Listen,
♪ And I'm carried by the sound ♪
Motherfucker! You're everywhere!
Let me have this body!
And he definitely doesn't want me,
- Jesus Christ! God! - Gigi, what the fuck?
ROB: We're fucking sitting ducks.