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for dabbling in pornography?
- AMY: Okay. - Lingling?
I'm going for the entire year.
- (all cheering) - Seniors rule!
MOLLY: Just stop trying so hard, okay.
but is it bad?
and see new parts of the city
but in this case, I have so much to be sorry for.
BOTH: Mmm...
because you should flip off, so shut the fuck up.
- They'd kill me in Uganda. - Why?
I don't want you guys to make the same mistake I did.
Oh, my god. Oh, shit, shit, shit.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
NICK: I got you. You ready?
- Stop! - (laughing)
Gigi, hit the track.
(funk music playing)
Oh, and Triple A takes the lead.
Oh.
Now that we're already in your car,
No! Everything is gonna be just fine.
I'm just copying the address.
in, like, whatever this is.
Bye.
last year in Barcelona.
We are equals. Gigi just keeps Jared around
I don't know. I don't know anything.
♪ Baby duck if it quacks with a Luger ♪
That's why I'm taking a gap year.
(Hail to the Chief playing as ringtone)
- about each other. - Oh!
Hey! We are not assholes, okay? Let's just...
- Anyway, see y'all later. - GIRLS: Okay.
(yells)
Delegates from every group of girls
I just... I didn't think the girls would, too.
- BOY: Yeah! Woo! - Are you...
(singing) ♪ Crockett... ♪
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
That makes a lot of sense.
you are coming with me.
I want you to experience this.
"Nothing more daunting or exciting
And then like, I can't marry her,
We didn't have to choose. They did both.
♪ Put coke in the doobie ♪
♪ The best for you both ♪
Principal Brown is right there!
MOLLY: Are you aching to be murdered?
and look down at everyone who's ever doubted you.
Motherfuckin' homework.
(grunts)
It's, it's all right.
♪ Put me to your lips I am sick ♪
So, Molly...
(both moan softly)
You are the strongest, coolest, smartest,
Enhanced by Point.360
Jesus Christ!
MOLLY: Huh.
I cannot have another Mango-A-Go-Go ever again.
Miss Fine.
Dude, we're gonna get to Nick's so late.
- So? - So, we messed up.
- Doug... - CHARMAINE: Do you know what?
- Gege, I just got it back... - Okay.
was the greatest honor of my life.
Miss Fine, I thought there were no cell phones allowed in class.
Amy, I swear to god, I need to get out of here.
Fuck you, George.
You can tell she's not supporting,
and trying to rob someone with no weapon.
- Oh. - What'd you just say to her?
I'm a single woman living in Los Angeles,
I've been planning it for months.
Dude?
- GEORGE: Okay, excuse me. - BOY: Whoa, Triple A!
- RYAN: Dude. - (softly) Amy.
AMY: If you could just let me go...
♪ I want you to know ♪
in her hands 'cause she loves me.
(growls) I'm so happy you guys are here.
I only know sorrow...
That was a detour.
the words of powerful women before I party
Great. Okay, that does sound like her.
- GIRL 1: No. - GIRL 2: No.
(exhales)
MISS FINE: Okay.
I'm going to Africa without you.
- No. - Come on. Please?
his boner all up against Ryan.
- MOLLY: No, wait. Amy! Amy! - GIGI: Yes! Yes! Yeah!
I should probably take off mine, too.
BOTH (shriek): Yes!
It's like everything's different.
Can you please just leave me alone?
- (techno music playing) - (disc scratching)
HOPE: All right, well, uh, have fun, nerd.
She wanted you to come.
Good luck at Google next year, okay.
Amy, what are you doing?
This is like your nightmare
♪ Whoa, my love ♪
- ...from the shop. - Shh! I'm napping.
I'd just put a bag over her personality.
♪ How long am I supposed to wait? ♪
you would have a couch to crash on.
and the driver can't contact us, we are fucked!
- My mistake. - AMY: Oh, my god.
Dude, are you actually here right now?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah.
But, look, I don't want that for you.
AMY: My grandma gave me that right before she died!
overcompensating for the fact
Okay, so you're using your hair as a mask
What? No, no, the plan is to go to Nick's.
Did you fuck Miss Fine?
I know, dude. I can barely believe it.
Yeah, no one's gonna wear a shirt
Don't trust people. Oh, my god.
Oh, shit.
(piano playing classical music)
Take the helmet off!
♪ Murderers try to hurt us ♪
- Aim for my mouth! - We have to go over
Hey, listen, this pong
All right, focus up.
- RYAN: Come on, let's go. - Okay.
- Um, my eyes. Ow, ow! - I'm physically unable...
Wait for my signal. I'm gonna create a diversion.
traditionally handsome and weirdly charming,
(gasps) You want?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- No. - He's fully flirting with me.
Oh, no, no, no. They're usually blonde
(indistinct chatter)
A butter-personality.
I don't think that's the hole you think it is.
ever again, okay.
It's like... it's cooler to be late.
- Hey. - Hey.
I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park,
How are you so fucking shiny?
I am not graduating without you.
I gave them a ride home, that's all.
- My boy. That's my boy. - I'm so proud of you. It's amazing.
♪ No caressing, no caressing ♪
AMY: Jesus.
- BOTH: Oh! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh... Amy, there's, uh, someone here to see you.
(ringtone continues playing)
to where you delivered this huge order tonight.
(key clatters)
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Ah.