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- because they broke a couple of rules. - Picasso.
Ladies, it's the last day. You know?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- or is this, like... - (both stammer)
AMY: I will. I...
- Do not go gently... - Whoa, she's really good.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- AMY: Is that Jared's car? - MOLLY: I'll explain later.
Um... I just wanted to say...
I'm much too abrasive with the drivers.
Um, exsqueeze me, ladies.
When did you get here?
(muffled music playing)
I'll start a fire!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
I said, I said once a day.
(door closes)
Na, are you kidding? No! No way.
Jared, we're just gonna hop out here.
You guys want some music, maybe?
to find someone like you and Amy.
In my case.
Swear to god.
- Yeah. - (Theo laughing)
Come on. Jare-Bear comin' at you from all angles, right?
Yeah?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Name one person whose life was so much better
You're a fucking bad friend...
Everything has a name. O-Love my baby girl.
(Molly snapping fingers)
You've just come out of the water.
♪ Matter over mind if we're being honest ♪
- How did you get here? - And how are you dry?
Why are you so cruel?
I have headphones, madam.
- Principal Brown? - BROWN: Yes.
It's a murder mystery party.
It's fine. I'll use mine. I'll use mine.
- TANNER: That's very true. - (laughs)
♪ You'd hold me until you died? ♪
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
♪ I will punch a baby bear ♪
Well, I guess you didn't.
- Was he stabbed? - That sounds very tragic,
outside Whole Foods across town.
It's a female detective.
(purrs)
That's... gross.
♪ The time we spent in came corrected... ♪
for when she needs a liver.
I will fucking lay you out. Okay?
- No. - Please.
THEO: Okay. So, I would marry the sex doll.
Oh. Fuck!
because I'm a butter-personality.
(both squealing)
- What are you guys doing here? - What is going on?
It's crazy we haven't hung out
We hooked up in their car.
(panting)
Lamb meatball?
and we're going to Nick's party.
Fa-fair townspeople!
♪ I came straight from the stage... ♪
So, while you guys were all studying AP handjobs,
"I'm Molly Davidson."
(both laughing)
Amy, do you know how many girls are gonna be
Think I'm gonna backpack around for a bit.
♪ Hmm, but stay ♪
- DOUG: Yeah. - I'm calling it
JARED: Big me, littler me,
because we wanted to focus on school
I'm not used to approaching it from that angle
Oh, and, Tanner, where are you going to school?
Oh, my score is... my score is very low.
Gigi, mm, dig deeper.
I'm just gonna...
It's go time!
Very Freudian, but I'd worry about paper cuts.
- I'll just share the contact. - I can just...
Turns out, he wasn't. I mean, he wasn't laughing at me at all,
Oh, my god! Don't look down, Amy. No!
♪ God is singing through your body ♪
Just, you... you talk a big game
"Fuck a panda." So fucking funny!
for my sake, my self-esteem?
I mean, what are you doing for the summertime?
But yeah, that's one idea.
because tonight is your night.
No. Don't get sucked in.
- (water splashing) - Holy fuck!
I feel like you're gonna move. Don't move.
and the important thing is that we just, we shove 'em down,
Yeah. Get rich off that,
We are gonna be...
What the fuck is this?
MOLLY: No, no, no,
I'm not going for the summer.
The panda. Whatever. Just...
GIGI (on phone): Jared, where the fuck did you go?
- (girls chuckle) - DOUG: You know,
Sorry about that.
There's a masseuse in the back, male or female.
♪ A double, double rum cola ♪
Did you just ask Miss Fine
Who is she supposed to be?
All aboard the SS Lit...
- Does she talk dirty to you? - Mm-mm.
Shit.
(both groaning)
♪ Look at this dough. Look at this gold... ♪
What?
TANNER: Dude! No.
- No. - No.
Just kidding. Imagine if I did, though.
How many orders that big do you think
- Go, Crocketts! - (mic feedback)
MOLLY: ...because I swear to...
- you know I'm gonna get it... - It's the panda!
♪ Oh baby baby baby please ♪
- No. - Nope.
TRIPLE A: That girl is so weird.
MOLLY: Missed ya.
- It's so terrible. - Yeah, it's a disgrace.
It's over on the west side.
Why are you being so obsessed with this party?
I was so selfish.
- Where? - I don't know.
Hi, Molly, Amy. What's shakin'?
JARED: Okay. Now, you guys said
I just don't like meek people.
Yeah, I...
- RYAN: Come on, Tanner. - All right, well...
BOY: Can we get a re-rack, please?
a little here more, boy.
Just forget about Nick's. No one will even tell us where it is.
(breathes shakily)
Yeah. You know, like vitamin D, B-12.
Well, technically, it won't be my couch,
♪ So what I got a attitude? ♪
Shit.
It's a purely ceremonial visit.
at Yale next year, so...
♪ ♪
- TANNER: Right. - THEO: Okay.
- in the institution. - Uh-huh.
and skinny, and they don't drink carbs.
So, I brought you to the best party,
Oh, my god. I just...
Bye.
please, for the love of all things?
And now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs,
"on the senate floor,
(shouts) We know it's at his...
- Please? It's for you. - Oh.
We chose. We didn't party,