Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
remember when you missed Hope's,
- Whoa, what the fuck? - How did you get here?
This looks fun, but I'm not gonna,
♪ Money, I got money ♪
♪ Give up the funk ♪
Jared, you took Spanish, right?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
WOMAN: "Internalizing the revolution."
Oh, my god! You guys are here.
I always felt like we were similar.
RYAN: I'm so stoked you're here, dude.
No.
- (rapid squelching continues) - (Molly and Amy exclaiming)
and it's mid six-figures, so I'm not complaining.
There she goes.
Yeah, meet new people
So, you're basically children?
- No! - Yep.
HOPE: What the fuck?
We were thinking, uh...
We spend every minute together.
What do you mean?
Time for some nights we'll never remember with some friends we'll never forget, huh?
These proportions are insane! Where's my chub?
And I can't, because I'm working all summer,
She always acts like she's like 40.
You guys honestly freak me out...
Okay.
And you just willingly got in the car of a strange man?
You have to put my heel in your hole.
AMY: Oh, oh, sorry, sorry...
I know where Queen Noor is from.
- Not really. - Yeah, not really, I can tell.
This is insane. You made gift bags?
That was nuts. (chuckles) I don't know what that was.
You guys hungry?
and then you give up just when things get uncomfortable.
to come out on a weekend?
- MOLLY: Principal Brown? - (groaning)
I don't audition.
the best fucking criminal in Los Angeles.
Don't patronize me.
to have sleepovers and lie around with.
- Okay. Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
Oh, my god. Alan responded.
No. You're just one of those people
(exclaims quizzically)
Yes, maybe he is classically,
- (all laugh) - Yeah.
I got recruited to go code for Google.
to house an inmate in California.
I mean, she once tried to shiv our mailman
the drama department's summer program,
I got some soup dumps
are just one cheese and one sausage pizza.
- Bye. - Go make those tampons, girl.
Ame, just go find Ryan. It'll be great.
Excuse me? Pardon me?
♪ You're having a bad dream ♪
that, that you're into Ryan.
Don't call her that.
Hey, you can't smoke up here.
- It's on pitch. Yeah, yeah. - I support you.
straight white man, your time is..."
- (bottle shatters) - Okay! I'm calling security.
Okay, that's not true. I blew them.
Plus, I'm writing a book now.
Amy never called you that.
Yeah, yeah. Shantay, you stay, honey!
where I gotta catch it in my mouth. It's complicated.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
to have studied and partied in high school.
and now you're sad that you're wet? Like...
we're having a date night or anything.
- AMY: No! - That's the one thing
No, are you nuts? No, he... Nick is fully...
I should probably go make sure that's not an actual dead man's float.
(sighs) I mean, it's okay.
- I thought we weren't supposed to talk... - Just tell me!
You just have to rise to my level.
- Um... - We can stop if you want.
Well, I'll get something peppy going. We'll get this party started, huh?
I'm fine.
What they have is very, very special.
WOMAN (on audiobook:) Random House Audio presents
That came down from corporate.
Why don't y'all go through some of those bags?
♪ Then I pop it then I shake it like an assquake ♪
Aw, you girls look fabulous!
Okay.
- Oh, my god! - (all cheering)
take you to some cabin,
♪ I'm a fool for your love ♪
♪ That I am happy for you ♪
My husband, Robert, was an esteemed Broadway director
All the fucking girls call me that, too.
♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪
Okay, thank you.
Like this.
- You were not part of this, so... - Sit down, Theo.
(upbeat music playing)
(gasps)
- we were talking about... - BOY: It's our last day.
This is our nightmare, Amy.
(exhales deeply)
We did it. Let's go home.
(sniffs)
Yeah, I have to decide
I just can't imagine my life without you.
♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪
There's an iPad in here.
This isn't working.
Maybe the mayor?
♪ No ice with a straw, yeah ♪
in my summer program
Review your histories in the parlor.
ALAN: I have a wake to plan.
(chuckles)
Sorry it took so long.
(both breathing deeply)
♪ I'm feeling these songs... ♪
AMY (singing): ♪ If you don't say something ♪
Bail! Bail! Bail!
Wow.
Ar-are you okay?
NICK: You got to open your mouth
♪ I want to make this play ♪
Nick's party...
Yeah, why do you think I'm here?
"...for the vote to take place..."
Let me know, okay? I'm your guy tonight.
Just got a little dizzy for a second there.
They call Sam Ross "Dick Splinter."
you kinda know what you're doing.
I'm just doing my best,
MOLLY: These motherfuckers.
(orchestral music playing)
Okay. We've broken a lot of rules.
She just seems like she'd be a really fun person
Wha... I'm at two percent?
(boys laugh)
Of course he would. He's so fucking stupid.
Who are you calling?
Once we get to Nick's, all of this will be worth it.
(whooping)
to three senior guys last year.
- (Molly chuckles) - Um...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Honestly, it's surprising that Doug and Charmaine are supportive,
(breathes deeply)
you know, when she gives birth, but, um...
"and if a senator isn't present for a vote..."
Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging
(speaking Spanish)
- Don't move. - Okay.
is taking a million APs and getting into Yale
- Rosa Parks. - Name another one.
Class of 2019, say what? Champagne?
Just call me Jordan.
Wait, are you guys talking about Molly Davidson?
We were gonna watch that Ken Burns thing.