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and then you give up just when things get uncomfortable.
I always felt like we were similar.
- Okay. Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
(orchestral music playing)
♪ Give up the funk ♪
- Bye. - Go make those tampons, girl.
Amy never called you that.
Time for some nights we'll never remember with some friends we'll never forget, huh?
I got some soup dumps
Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging
(exclaims quizzically)
AMY: Oh, oh, sorry, sorry...
- Um... - We can stop if you want.
Wait, are you guys talking about Molly Davidson?
to have studied and partied in high school.
All the fucking girls call me that, too.
NICK: You got to open your mouth
to house an inmate in California.
- (bottle shatters) - Okay! I'm calling security.
I don't audition.
Of course he would. He's so fucking stupid.
Okay, thank you.
I know where Queen Noor is from.
Plus, I'm writing a book now.
(both breathing deeply)
You guys honestly freak me out...
Yes, maybe he is classically,
Wow.
Maybe the mayor?
And I can't, because I'm working all summer,
Bail! Bail! Bail!
(sighs) I mean, it's okay.
take you to some cabin,
are just one cheese and one sausage pizza.
These proportions are insane! Where's my chub?
Like this.
♪ That I am happy for you ♪
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♪ Then I pop it then I shake it like an assquake ♪
RYAN: I'm so stoked you're here, dude.
This is our nightmare, Amy.
the drama department's summer program,
Yeah, I have to decide
Honestly, it's surprising that Doug and Charmaine are supportive,
I just can't imagine my life without you.
in my summer program
That was nuts. (chuckles) I don't know what that was.
(speaking Spanish)
Nick's party...
I'm fine.
- You were not part of this, so... - Sit down, Theo.
I mean, she once tried to shiv our mailman
What they have is very, very special.
Class of 2019, say what? Champagne?
I'm just doing my best,
♪ No ice with a straw, yeah ♪
MOLLY: These motherfuckers.
to have sleepovers and lie around with.
- It's on pitch. Yeah, yeah. - I support you.
to come out on a weekend?
- AMY: No! - That's the one thing
And you just willingly got in the car of a strange man?
This is insane. You made gift bags?
I got recruited to go code for Google.
Aw, you girls look fabulous!
♪ I'm feeling these songs... ♪
- MOLLY: Principal Brown? - (groaning)
HOPE: What the fuck?
and it's mid six-figures, so I'm not complaining.
Oh, my god. Alan responded.
(whooping)
We spend every minute together.
This isn't working.
♪ Money, I got money ♪
Jared, you took Spanish, right?
♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪
Oh, my god! You guys are here.
Yeah, why do you think I'm here?
Ar-are you okay?
- we were talking about... - BOY: It's our last day.
"...for the vote to take place..."
is taking a million APs and getting into Yale
where I gotta catch it in my mouth. It's complicated.
- Not really. - Yeah, not really, I can tell.
Well, I'll get something peppy going. We'll get this party started, huh?
Okay.
ALAN: I have a wake to plan.
You have to put my heel in your hole.
Why don't y'all go through some of those bags?
No.
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What do you mean?
- (Molly chuckles) - Um...
straight white man, your time is..."
My husband, Robert, was an esteemed Broadway director
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She just seems like she'd be a really fun person
- Rosa Parks. - Name another one.
♪ I want to make this play ♪
AMY (singing): ♪ If you don't say something ♪
that, that you're into Ryan.
♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪
(sniffs)
WOMAN: "Internalizing the revolution."
Ame, just go find Ryan. It'll be great.
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This looks fun, but I'm not gonna,
"and if a senator isn't present for a vote..."
Just call me Jordan.
♪ You're having a bad dream ♪
Yeah, meet new people
you kinda know what you're doing.
Don't call her that.
(chuckles)
- (rapid squelching continues) - (Molly and Amy exclaiming)
WOMAN (on audiobook:) Random House Audio presents
remember when you missed Hope's,
Okay.
(upbeat music playing)
So, you're basically children?
you know, when she gives birth, but, um...
That came down from corporate.
No, are you nuts? No, he... Nick is fully...
Okay. We've broken a lot of rules.
- (all laugh) - Yeah.
and now you're sad that you're wet? Like...
(gasps)
I should probably go make sure that's not an actual dead man's float.
Who are you calling?
She always acts like she's like 40.
Sorry it took so long.
- Oh, my god! - (all cheering)
We were gonna watch that Ken Burns thing.
(boys laugh)
Don't patronize me.
Let me know, okay? I'm your guy tonight.
You just have to rise to my level.
to three senior guys last year.
we're having a date night or anything.
- Whoa, what the fuck? - How did you get here?
They call Sam Ross "Dick Splinter."
♪ I'm a fool for your love ♪
You guys hungry?
(breathes deeply)
the best fucking criminal in Los Angeles.
No. You're just one of those people
Hey, you can't smoke up here.
Excuse me? Pardon me?
(exhales deeply)
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We were thinking, uh...
- I thought we weren't supposed to talk... - Just tell me!
There she goes.
Once we get to Nick's, all of this will be worth it.
- Don't move. - Okay.
- No! - Yep.
Review your histories in the parlor.
Wha... I'm at two percent?
Okay, that's not true. I blew them.
Yeah, yeah. Shantay, you stay, honey!
Just got a little dizzy for a second there.
We did it. Let's go home.
There's an iPad in here.