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♪ Valiant without villainy Viciously foul victory ♪
- THEO: Here. - (Tanner groans)
(students cheering)
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You couldn't have just gone around?
(all moaning)
- I don't... - A down flip.
- Hey, I have to stock up... - Once a day.
WOMAN (on tape): Good morning, winner.
I was kicking ass and busting curves,
- You're gonna kick it off. - Okay.
DOUG: Charmaine, get to the safe room.
Gambling behind the bar. Do you guys tan?
Quick Q.
And it worked.
Hey, um, I might pretend
(both exclaiming)
Yeah. you know, my mom can drive us to the ceremony.
- A lady detective. - Oh, really?
♪ A long, lonely time ♪
- Don't knock it until you've tried it. - It's not a thing.
Please go.
- Genius. - Yeah.
I had some really dark moments there in my 20s.
No. Honestly? No.
- He's dead! - Who's dead?
- Not just the principal. - Cool.
♪ Oh, ooh, no, love ♪
Seriously, don't worry about it.
I just need to be smooth and flexible.
♪ I'm too legendary, it's so... ♪
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Okay, okay. (chuckles)
Don't worry about it, chica.
♪ Favorite jeans on my rear ♪
We did it. Huh? We got you through high school.
♪ ♪
♪ Who's that there in that mirror?" ♪
- What did you say? - Molly loves Nick.
- (girls gasping) - I feel like if I don't,
little baby Jared at the bottom.
- AMY: Um... - No.
so I'm good. That was...
Okay, wait. So, what is this address I'm taking you to?
- That's great. - MOLLY: Mm, my girl!
First crush?
Look! Oh, god, you're bringing Lingling.
(inaudible dialogue)
Sorry, are you talking about porn?
That position is...
It's a party, technically.
and videotape the whole thing for a couple days.
(chuckles)
- Oh, my god! - JARED: Welcome to the club!
Can you please stop repeating that sentence?
and cries in the bathroom at parties.
♪ Roll woolies to smoke with Snoopy ♪
♪ Now, who could drive away from the corner? ♪
♪ Here in my arms ♪
before you go to Africa.
Not even each other.
♪ ♪
♪ Now, who could drive away from the corner? ♪
Oh, I, I am out.
what are you doing out here?
- What? - Let's go to Nick's party.
You were incredible! You were so scary!
- Oh, no! - Pretty cool, huh?
Okay. I know you are.
about having to land a commercial airliner
I deferred Columbia until next fall.
Thank you! Thank you so much!
♪ Give it to me now ♪
I'm sorry. We can touch your clothes?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Don't touch me.
(stammers) You know, this job's a good way
(muffled grunt)
We're on a boat ride now. What's up with that?
♪ Huh, you doin' shots from afar... ♪
MOLLY: Our legs don't bend.
(police siren chirps)
I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna give you the address.
unless they look like Triple A.
(gagging)
I just like that she's...
Please fucking leave.
on her SAT analogies while you fuck her.
Molly!
What does that even mean?
Don't touch your eyes!
- I don't know what... - I can't think about it.
How 'bout you don't knock it until you've tried it?
MOLLY: Come on up. Come.
And some of us know how to win.
Oh, my god. What the...
♪ El-P killin' it, Killer Mike killin' shit ♪
- Thank you, Miss Fine. - Kill it.
Well, yeah.
I could have you across the state line
This is obviously not helping.
Did you guys go in the pool? What's going on?
♪ Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest ♪
- Where you going to school next year? - I couldn't be less interested
I'm literally gonna physically die.
- No, you're a fucking doll. - What?
I think I do.
Make her feel like she's not so lonely.
(music fades out)
(old jazz music playing)
AMY: Hand sanitizer. Chapstick. College IDs.
Take the helmet off!
(stammers) Uh, do you have a phone charger?
Grip escape move!
with your name on it.
Seriously, go.
- AMY: Love you. - MOLLY: Love you.
No.
- and now I'm just... - Be still, my heart.
I mean, it's not Apple,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And you...
(Molly breathes deeply)
It's okay. Amy! Amy! We will get it tomorrow.
If only there was just...
If Nick's what you want, then that's what you deserve.
Well, I don't need to know all the words.
Botswana.
- Nope. Doesn't work for me. - Hmm.
Thanks.
Okay? It's all love.
a video of people hookin' up.
- (plate shatters) - Oh, Jesus!
Hi, it's Molly and Amy.
- AMY: Oh, sorry. - (Hope chuckles)
head off to college,
What the fuck?
What will I be doing during that time, you might ask?
You are literally glowing.
Gege, are you okay?
♪ Look at this dough, look at this gold lookin' evil ♪
(clears throat) The SS Lit As Fuck!
Hey, have you guys seen Amy?
Sharp elbows.
Yeah.
Um...
Stop it, stop it, stop it. Stop.
Why does he always do that?
Oh, that's fair. Okay, I'm sorry.
We don't want them to feel insecure.
How do you feel, huh? You look stoked.
♪ But you wander through your thoughts ♪
You fucking morons. Jesus.
(car door opens)
why don't we play a rousing round of... J'accuse!
and find some people who are into the same weird shit I'm into.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah.
What's a year?
You were spending more time on, like, the hair
Yeah, I encouraged your summer abroad.
That's the whole thing with pass codes.
Okay, Waze says 19 minutes. We're doing it in seven.
You girls need a ride?
Yeah, I know.
MOLLY: Amy, we need to get
Just a quick Q.
I think it's healthy for a relationship
Call me on that weird international flip phone, okay?
♪ Don't look back, I want to break free ♪
I'm sorry, but I don't get it.
they worked Sasha Obama's sweet 16.
♪ Nobody speak ♪
AMY: Oh, that's too much milk. He, he just had too much milk.