Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know this is why people say
Malala.
I... I don't know what to do once, um...
(stammers) So, how is your summer going?
Would you be afraid to go to Uganda...
(upbeat music playing)
- MOLLY: What? - AMY: What? No.
♪ Picture this I'm a bag of dicks ♪
Molly...
These are just mounds.
"My heel..." Your heel in my what?
- Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. - Where? Where?
- Well... - Every... I mean, look at...
hog-tie your ankles,
Okay. You know what?
to supplement the, uh, the old income.
One time I ate a legal pot brownie
- I will now be attempting... - AMY: Wait, look.
No, I think we need to leave. Come on, let's go.
♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪
- (woman 1 moaning) - WOMAN 2: That's fuckin' hot.
other people's sexual preferences?
I've never lied to my parents before.
Hey, Amy, there's...
We made, uh, mushroom cap and gowns.
(chuckles)
ever enter your minds?
- I am a powerful woman." - BOY: My boy!
Boom.
MOLLY:...the idea of submitting to authority.
Do people really think I had sex with a prostitute?
♪ I just pay them, I don't care ♪
JARED: All right.
- Neck deep in what direction? - You tell me.
- (muffled music playing) - Prepare to get bashed!
Like, not even ironically.
Yeah, and she's pregnant, too.
That is exactly what I am.
She's a sad person, you know?
This isn't possible.
This song goes out to my cast.
- I am so sorry. - What the fuck?
(Amy inaudible)
We still don't have the address to Nick's.
♪ Nobody speak ♪
Pre-loaded with photos of all our best high school memories.
- Stop! - Do pandas roar?
This is crazy. We graduate tomorrow.
(CD player clicking)
What if I don't use my hands?
Or are there exceptions for ass-kissers?
Um, it's okay.
We have to do this.
- Amy! Amy! Amy! - (girl shushing)
♪ Of the cross I bear that you gave to me ♪
- GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. - (cheering and applauding)
Nobody's winning in that outfit. (hisses)
Let's focus on getting through the rest of the day without...
People can sense it. It turns them off.
Our, our friend, she just texted us,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
on a boat, shitting in buckets.
♪ You tryna play coy like a Gameboy? ♪
- (mace sprays) - (both exclaiming)
(scoffs) Because some of us enjoy working with others.
(angrily) Somebody give me the address.
Hey, Miss Fine? You should come party with us tonight.
to have secrets, and now we have one.
♪ Motherfuckers try to tear us apart ♪
If you don't tell me what it is,
Congratulations, guys.
to really show each other how much we care
Malala!
- (girls chuckle) - All right.
It's infuriating.
Oh, fuck!
Came in a little hot there.
Unless...
What if we get in trouble?
Jared, it's fine. Isn't she your girlfriend or something?
- Thank you. - Of course, of course.
You understand that greatness takes sacrifice.
Visualize what you still want to achieve.
Dinner's about ready.
Oh, my god.
W-Well...
- Not the nose. - On the head.
AMY: Go!
- No - Wait. What?
- (thud) - (clattering)
Oh, right. Right, okay.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Can I see you again?
I've heard great things. And hey, everybody else
What if Gigi takes it and dies and our prints are on the tin?
- You have to go. - Amy.
That shit' s like a filing cabinet down there.
- You guys are serious? - TRIPLE A: Mm-hmm.
- I'll give you mine after. - Oh, no, no,
there are in this country?
- I meant more like... - I'm... I'm gonna go.
It's like Guy Fieri's wet dream.
- A little. - Just a little nippy.
Can you fetch me an inhaler? 'Cause I can't breathe, Amy.
- the fuck out of here... - Oh, my god!
Here comes the one percent.
♪ Look at these pros look at these clothes ♪
every single night! (laughs)
MOLLY: I have to see for myself.
GIGI: Keep it down out there!
♪ Ow, we need the funk... ♪
(music stops)
- I have no breath. - What?
- I'm really stressed about it. - I'm...
♪ No ice, with a straw, yeah ♪
♪ And time can do so much... ♪
♪ But if you buy my drinks I can act like I do ♪
but much, much worse.
Ferris isn't trying to fall in love...
- No, no, no. Gege. Gege! - (Gigi screaming)
- That's more than Harvard. - OFFICER: Yeah.
(horn blares)
(inaudible)
N-not in, like, a violent way,
- Who's "they"? - We are not one-dimensional.
I can't believe you didn't tell me
Come sit down, we'll cut the cake,
You know, they say you never forget your first.
♪ Take my hand, take my everything ♪
You're 20, right?
Fuck those losers.
who's ever doubted you.
AMY: No!
Amy!
THEO: Morning, my queen.
All of those women are European trafficking victims.
Oh, speaking of vulva,
Go get 'em.
- GIGI: Fuck! - You all right?
I thought the strawberries would have hit by now.