Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm going to Yale, too.
Yeah. (chuckles)
What about the po... Is she gonna be okay?
I'm a fun person to have sleepovers and lie around with.
Do you guys have a weapon?
♪ Oh baby baby baby babe ♪
he was just looking at a meme on his phone.
Rule of threes.
- MOLLY: Jesus Christ. - AMY: Wait for me!
none of us can.
Well, I got no problem with a filing cabinet.
♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked ♪
We're gonna trade some information,
registers him as an ideal mate.
- Chicken spring roll? - No, thank you.
- we have to go over. - Come on, man!
We get it. We get it.
Diane Sawyer, Joan of Arc, Queen Noor of Jordan...
AMY: It's all she had.
Gigi likes to crunch them up and snort them.
I know this is unrealistic and bad for women,
(continues in Chinese) Criminally negligent homicide!
All right.
(tires screeching)
It's basically a popularity contest. He's useless.
♪ So slowly ♪
so I got a lot of shit in this car.
the night before graduation.
to be a footnote in your story.
Wait. This is your house? Alan!
♪ With a point and hollow ♪
(shoe clatters)
But I got a horrible UTI.
You got a mic. You gotta sing.
Think of it as a documentary.
(scoffs)
You've worked harder than everyone,
We did drugs. We can say we went out.
5'4"?
No, it's not, because you're not the one
What?
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(clicks tongue)
- He seems to like it. - I think we should go home.
with an electric toothbrush.
Fair townspeople, I swear to god!
Oh, is it over?
♪ You, you, you oughta know, Alan ♪
a time to celebrate.
Was that Cardi B?
- Come in. - (peppy jazz music playing)
Oh, shit, that...
Argh. Can we just stop talking about this,
and that is why you're a champion.
(breathing heavily)
Uh, Molly, you're a fucking doll.
I've done whatever you wanted all night.
I don't think we are.
Things are going so well over here. Like, really, really, really well.
she also asked me to remind you that...
Um...
It died.
Fake college IDs,
- For you, I... - For me.
Yeah, here. There you go. Catch.
Look, I use, just...
Do you wanna text her to see if she's okay?
♪ Money, I got money ♪
What? No, she's... (laughs)
- True. - PRINCIPAL BROWN: I hope
We just want as much time together as we can
'Cause this part's over...
We talked about Harry Potter. He knows I'm a Slytherin.
I haven't slept with anybody.
That way, you guys can call or text me
Stanford University? (scoffs)
♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪
the end-of-the-year budget, so if you could just...
and I'm gonna continue to do that
Every time I come to visit you,
HOPE: (giggles) Sorry.
(Nick laughing)
(mouths)
♪ Get running, start pumping your bunions, I'm coming ♪
(pop music playing)
- Really? - Yeah.
"Prepare to get consensually bashed," that'll say.
♪ In his shit give me lip... ♪
I need you at a two.
I'm so sorry. These shorts, they don't have pockets.
Nick's like the great equalizer.
I'm so glad you called.
Oh, my god, can you believe that, by the way?
Not even pot?
Yeah, and you're Amy...
Are you about to say you're gonna judge me
♪ Y'all niggas got me hot ♪
RYAN: What?
...because you're gonna be on a flight
Oh, my god, here.
that much I understand. It just...
Oh, gosh.
You go from that to Avril Lavigne.
Something you guys should be thinkin' about.
- Sure! - Don't engage, don't engage.
Harvard.
You are a philistine.
Oh, shit.
Nick, there's some student government stuff
Okay, that voice did not make you sound older.
I can't look right at it.
Divine. I mean, it's palpable. (chuckles)
this high school and this earth has ever seen,
♪ I will walk into a court ♪
♪ Top billin', come cops some villainous shots is boxed ♪
(upbeat music playing)
and get into good colleges.
Oh, my god! Graduation.
I'm gonna have to pay a fine
- Didn't I, Jared? - JARED: You did. She said it.
Yeah, right next to me. Please, sit here and let's go.
- When did you decide that? - When I applied.
would you mind driving us there?
(both chuckle)
- Oh, oh, oh! Hey! - AMY: What? What? What?
(school bell ringing)
♪ Now face the flame, fuckers, your fame and fate's done with ♪
Oh, god. She's glowing.
AMY: Okay.
♪ All these hoes around here sitting on they ass shots ♪
Um, so, isn't it crazy that it's the last day?
JARED: "I am a woman.
Nobody knows that we are fun.
In, in, in. Go, go, go.
AMY: No. I'm not gonna think about...
♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪
(exhaling loudly)
- but they're great cold. - It's all right.
We're not. She's not...
before I would have guessed he hooked up with Ryan.
Okay.
♪ While erect, screaming "Yes... ♪
♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪
half-Slytherin, half-Ravenclaw, yeah?
And I'll tell you something...
Hmm.
Why would you do theater when you could do debate?
She projects disgust to cover up a deep desire...
Just, just make up a story, but don't say
Well, it's yours now.
- Hey, Amy. - It's her.
(exhales)
Dude, no. I am screwed. I can't leave.
we're not gonna go on a post-college trip together,
And I may not have before, but I see you now.
You don't even know me.
but she'd probably make you quiz
One, we have fake IDs.
(Amy grunts)
but you're actually pretty fun.
Um, Char-Char. Dougsicles.
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