Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you'd bully me into staying.

You're serious, Jared? This is your party?

Uh, I'm, I'm playing soccer at Stanford.

Uh, Molly, I have no genitals.

Okay. Looks like Jared did a pretty good job.

Okay? You still have a chance.

AMY: All right. Well, just so you know, I know my rights.

"And I'm ready to take the fists

Aaron, I can see you breathing.

You know that we are too smart for that.

♪ Oh baby ♪

We are the only assholes who did one.

(mimics elevator whirring)

(purrs) have a great summer.

to not discuss where anyone is attending next year.

- Right there. - Right there.

Imagine if I just went in. That'd be weird, right?

Cool, cool, 'cause I'm, I'm gonna go talk to Ryan.

Are we gonna go to school, or... MOLLY: No.

I am dead serious.

Not as sharp as your chin.

Listen to me, this actually might happen.

We're gonna arrive right at the crest

It's just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.

We're looking for Nick's party.

And, you know, the pendulum then swung

If you ever say anything like that about yourself again,

Amy, you'll love this.

are casting their ballots for his penis.

- We know. - They need to know.

oh my god, my pussy is fucked up

- At least take the heels off. - I'm fucking spent.

(mic feedback squeals)

(breathily) Listen to me. We're gonna be fine.

because they plan the dances.

♪ Hey! Well, that's exactly what a nigga came for ♪

(distorted) My last words!

Yes! Oh, my god!

- Where is it? - Come into my office. Now.

MOLLY: Thank you so much for your help!

Jared, you are not my student.

I gotta go take care of them, make sure they don't kill themselves.

You're coming with me.

(stammers) Well, just this look.

TANNER: Yes, he is.

you force me to do whatever you wanna do.

You called Malala.

It's not my fault.

Call the paramedics. Call the police.

but it turned out to be a graveyard.

My mistake. My mistake.

what I'm doing with all that stuff yet.

Hufflepuff, like Harry Potter?

AMY: My legs are, like, half an inch longer than yours.

(in English) I'm not getting any of it.

- Yeah. - This is honestly, it's exhilarating.

How's it going? Did you find Ryan?

Why are you even at a party?

- Yeah, Molly hates Nick. - Thank you.

- So, I have to stock up. - (Amy groans)

But it's not like they ran out of gas

♪ Would she go down on you in... ♪

Well, see you at graduation, Molly.

♪ Oh, ooh ♪

I don't usually leave my underwear

Please. You two saved me from rewatching Gilmore Girls.

and he doesn't even look at girls

Honestly, pushy is a compliment.

- (shower running) - Amy, just go.

No. We are not stopping.

I can't believe that happened.

...is at his aunt's house.

You're doing fantastic.

I'm not gonna be here.

Museum of death, 'cause its smog is killing us all.

(soft hip-hop music playing)

who takes no prisoners...

from my analysis yesterday,

All he wants to do is goof off.

some dog walker's gonna find your bodies

Oh, my god! I'm so sweaty!

Am I fucking losing my mind?

and wherever you three are next year, I hope you do, too.

Excuse me. Jesus Christ!

Okay, I'm going to pee

Or did I actually get president Molly

(both laughing)

MOLLY: Okay, you know I get car sick, Amy.

'Cause there has been an emergency.

♪ Does she know that you told me ♪

is actually supposed to be my thing.

Fuck! No one is answering!

(inaudible shouting)

Nobody around here even attempts the Thursday.

That's what the kids are doing, right? (purrs)

There are more prisons than colleges

♪...little wench I'm unmentionably fresh ♪

No, no. N-o. Thanks. Uh, you actually...

(tranquil music playing on speaker)

No girlfriend for me. I can't pick faves.

- Are you okay? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

♪ Ay, boy, whatcha say, boy? ♪

Stand atop the mountain of your success

What do you mean?

so I can get out of here...

- Hmm. - AMY: But, uh...

♪ Murder you friggin' Moolies ♪

♪ We know it, keep goin' ♪

♪ Nobody speak ♪

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

It's a means to an end.

But really, I don't know any more than you guys.

- Why is she here? - Oh. Excuse me.

in your weird-ass bathroom. Watch my stuff.

"of my femininity to the status quo.

You do not speak to her that way.

- (both exclaiming) - Hey, come here.

You don't. A boat is international waters, right?

(cell phone buzzes)

Where was this energy

(both screaming)

We are A-plus people,

- It's shocking to me. - (door opens)

Enough with the revivals already. It's total bullshit.

Why the fuck am I at two percent?

- Yeah. - Ah, it really is. It is.

We both know that Nick only ran for VP

No, no, Molly, please, I'm asking you. Let's just go.

Plus, not everyone's lucky enough

It was great, wasn't it? (chuckles)

She gave roadside assistance

Wait. What do you mean "on board"?

♪ I don't wanna stress you out ♪

(stammers) You don't drag me,

I will be directing, and Alan...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

♪ I want to make this play ♪

"this sort of thing happens all the time

♪ I'm a fool for that shake in your thighs ♪

Sorry, I just really don't know

Um, that's cool.

- AMY: Mm... - (sniffs)

♪ I'm the baddest in the building ♪

(students exclaiming and whooping)

Good. I'm glad you guys are having some fun

We were at school together.

I said it to you. You can't smoke.

Okay, I got you, I got you,

BOY: Let us live! Oh, my god!

Have a great... (purrs)