Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, Molly, please, I'm asking you. Let's just go.
We are A-plus people,
Let's go home.
♪ I don't wanna stress you out ♪
How's it going? Did you find Ryan?
Fuck.
...is at his aunt's house.
(in English) I'm not getting any of it.
"this sort of thing happens all the time
(sighs)
- It's shocking to me. - (door opens)
(mimics elevator whirring)
Fuck! No one is answering!
There are more prisons than colleges
because they plan the dances.
Wait. What do you mean "on board"?
- AMY: Mm... - (sniffs)
BOY: Let us live! Oh, my god!
♪ I want to make this play ♪
No. We are not stopping.
Okay? You still have a chance.
what I'm doing with all that stuff yet.
are casting their ballots for his penis.
AMY: All right. Well, just so you know, I know my rights.
But it's not like they ran out of gas
Plus, not everyone's lucky enough
She gave roadside assistance
We're gonna arrive right at the crest
oh my god, my pussy is fucked up
I don't usually leave my underwear
Why the fuck am I at two percent?
Or did I actually get president Molly
- So, I have to stock up. - (Amy groans)
- (shower running) - Amy, just go.
Okay.
It was great, wasn't it? (chuckles)
AMY: My legs are, like, half an inch longer than yours.
Aaron, I can see you breathing.
AMY: What?
you force me to do whatever you wanna do.
Nobody around here even attempts the Thursday.
Cool, cool, 'cause I'm, I'm gonna go talk to Ryan.
(breathily) Listen to me. We're gonna be fine.
You called Malala.
Okay, I got you, I got you,
♪ We know it, keep goin' ♪
Am I fucking losing my mind?
Good. I'm glad you guys are having some fun
I will be directing, and Alan...
(laughter)
Woo!
As Fuck!
You're coming with me.
Amy, you'll love this.
Okay, I'm going to pee
♪ Hey! Well, that's exactly what a nigga came for ♪
Miss Fine.
Of course.
(both laughing)
You don't. A boat is international waters, right?
Why are you even at a party?
Thank you.
Yes! Oh, my god!
- Why is she here? - Oh. Excuse me.
You know that we are too smart for that.
♪ I'm the baddest in the building ♪
No girlfriend for me. I can't pick faves.
you'd bully me into staying.
Well, see you at graduation, Molly.
Senora Fine.
Call the paramedics. Call the police.
My mistake. My mistake.
Oh, my god! I'm so sweaty!
What do you mean?
♪ Oh baby ♪
(cell phone buzzes)
Okay. Looks like Jared did a pretty good job.
(stammers) You don't drag me,
- Right there. - Right there.
(all cheering)
We're looking for Nick's party.
Stand atop the mountain of your success
- Yeah, Molly hates Nick. - Thank you.
- Yeah. - This is honestly, it's exhilarating.
"of my femininity to the status quo.
Uh, Molly, I have no genitals.
Excuse me. Jesus Christ!
(inaudible shouting)
and he doesn't even look at girls
(tranquil music playing on speaker)
I am dead serious.
- We know. - They need to know.
We were at school together.
Okay.
- Where is it? - Come into my office. Now.
MOLLY: Okay, you know I get car sick, Amy.
Honestly, pushy is a compliment.
Listen to me, this actually might happen.
Sorry, I just really don't know
♪ Oh, ooh ♪
We both know that Nick only ran for VP
- Yeah. - Ah, it really is. It is.
and wherever you three are next year, I hope you do, too.
I gotta go take care of them, make sure they don't kill themselves.
(mic feedback squeals)
I can't believe that happened.
AMY: Careful.
You're doing fantastic.
'Cause there has been an emergency.
I'm not gonna be here.
TANNER: Yes, he is.
Hufflepuff, like Harry Potter?
- (both exclaiming) - Hey, come here.
But really, I don't know any more than you guys.
♪ Nobody speak ♪
(both screaming)
Have a great... (purrs)
(purrs) have a great summer.
Um...
It's a means to an end.
(students exclaiming and whooping)
Enough with the revivals already. It's total bullshit.
Museum of death, 'cause its smog is killing us all.
I missed you.
♪ Does she know that you told me ♪
Oh, Jared!
(distorted) My last words!
Uh, I'm, I'm playing soccer at Stanford.
♪ I'm a fool for that shake in your thighs ♪
♪...little wench I'm unmentionably fresh ♪
If you ever say anything like that about yourself again,
but it turned out to be a graveyard.
♪ Ay, boy, whatcha say, boy? ♪
and grief.
Are we gonna go to school, or... MOLLY: No.
(soft hip-hop music playing)
And, you know, the pendulum then swung
Amy!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
All he wants to do is goof off.
Where was this energy
from my analysis yesterday,
Jared, you are not my student.
No, no. N-o. Thanks. Uh, you actually...
- Hmm. - AMY: But, uh...
You're serious, Jared? This is your party?
Imagine if I just went in. That'd be weird, right?
That's what the kids are doing, right? (purrs)
You do not speak to her that way.
so I can get out of here...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
It's not my fault.
who takes no prisoners...
♪ Would she go down on you in... ♪
- At least take the heels off. - I'm fucking spent.
We are the only assholes who did one.
(stammers) Well, just this look.
♪ Murder you friggin' Moolies ♪
"And I'm ready to take the fists
is actually supposed to be my thing.
(sighs)
Um, that's cool.
MOLLY: Thank you so much for your help!
some dog walker's gonna find your bodies
in your weird-ass bathroom. Watch my stuff.
- Are you okay? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
to not discuss where anyone is attending next year.
I said it to you. You can't smoke.
Not as sharp as your chin.
Please. You two saved me from rewatching Gilmore Girls.
It's just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.