Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Work. Get it. Tushy.

We did it. We went to two parties.

I'm looking straight down at it.

Its adrenaline and rage just made it stronger...

Wow. You know you only get, like, one Malala a year.

(ball clatters)

♪ Of the mess you left when you went away ♪

♪ These bitches ain't fuckin' with me killer... ♪

♪ I rob Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty ♪

WOMAN (on tape): You've worked harder than everyone

How did you graduate sixth grade?

- Amy! - The safety's not on!

And some weaker people might call that a tiny crush.

♪ To deny me ♪

You don't wanna go to Nick's lame house party.

I, too, have a fear of big cats.

well, and i also blew them.

(engine revving)

I've seen it, like, 50 times.

Maritime law. Just come check it out for a little bit.

♪ Burning, looting, and pillaging ♪

Honestly, anywhere I can find a couch to crash on.

who's gonna peak in high school.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

♪ Crockett, Crockett, hide it in your pocket ♪

Please be good to my Amy.

It's different from her sexual orientation.

actually stay here for a while.

Okay. That's embarrassing.

(both breathe deeply)

because she thought he laughed at me.

AMY: What the fuck? What is happening?

I thought you were a sex-positive feminist.

♪ And I'm carried by the sound ♪

AMY: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Did you just score your teacher's phone number?

(stammers) Don't show me your pass code.

I like my choices,

- I'm not gonna move. - Yeah?

The Dust Bowl can wait, bitch!

of bacon-wrapped dates is over,

Alan, I was so clear in my text.

- (stammers) Just call a Lyft. - Fuck.

I mean, I don't even have nipples.

The little white cat from The Aristocats.

(both laughing)

Great air flow back there. Get on in there.

Mmm... no, I'm pretty sure you can,

so we can get into their 24-hour library.

Anyway, I need to go over the end-of-the-year

2-8-3-1. Well, tha-tha-that's my pin number.

- Special friend. - Normal friend.

Oh, shit. That's crazy.

Dude, how am I supposed to get that?

- so we will send you our Sunday Times. - Yep.

You guys excited?

- we don't need characters... - Hideous...

you know, 'cause when I'm scared,

AMY: I gotta put that in the old suitcase.

who has to deal with their creepy smiles

- Susan B. Anthony. - God damn it!

and she said she, she, she hit a possum

Molly, what time is it? You have to go.

That's just Gigi's vitamins.

- SAMANTHA: Whoo! - Are you kidding me, Samantha?

since, like, seventh grade.

You guys want a drink or a smoke? Nothing?

And I know it'll haunt me. I'm a peaceful person.

(laughs excitedly) Yes! Yes!

Just a down, but a flip.

Educational purposes.

♪ I'm not here to ask about your mother ♪

Under eight minutes? You're joking!

Do you have the address? We can't find it.

- JARED: No, please don't get on my car. - GIGI: I'm fucking spent, Jared!

- That wasn't my best. - Come on. Jesus Christ.

Oh, okay. Well, that's actually noble.

I want you two to go to this party,

Fuck you, dude.

Just kidding. I don't have one.

Yeah, Amy's spending the summer in Botswana

But hey, you stay right here, yeah?

- I missed you so much. - MOLLY: Been one night.

(stammers) Are you okay?

And all he cares about is being cool and having fun,

Like, It was bad. You know I'm banned from Jamba Juice?

(club music playing)

♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪

♪ Oh, I know you're faded ♪

my dick can't get hard.

Well, dude, we went to a party.

most stunningly gorgeous creature

Shouldn't you be, like, marching

- No, I don't think so. - Dance party upstairs!

Well, I've never done the splits in my life.

I left my tin of special things

Well, it definitely was a party.

♪ If you'll never see 'em coming ♪

♪ We curse them and all their children ♪

- AMY: Really? - Yeah.

AMY: Oh, probably not rolling, though...

So, get some tunes goin'.

We're at Lido's Pizza on Victory Boulevard.

♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪

- Okay. Ready? - Mm-hmm.

♪ I'm a bitch I cannot be bothered ♪

- Wait, what? Why? - MOLLY: She's... No.

Tanner, where's the rubbing alcohol?

in the United States.

Why do you look like that?

And he's been killed like a dog in the street!

I just, you know, wanna see some stuff before college.

Dude, you're in full-on jail. (chuckles)

Too many ladies wanna lock this down,

Wait, wait, Molly Davidson's gonna be late

Do you know a Lyft driver that knows

How do I pee? How do I shit?

(both whooping)

no, no, no, no!

cheese and sala-me being your dad

Fuck... No! Not right now.

That's... He broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule.

- Oh, oh! - (upbeat music playing)

There's not a soul here, Ames.

and before you know it, you'll be neck deep in Ryan.

you know, celebrate this wonderful achievement?

- AMY: No. - MOLLY: No, no, no.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

♪ Crockett, Crockett ♪

See you, Molly.

It's literally all we do.

(exhales sharply) I knew you guys partied.

Nick's auntie's house is about to be poppin'.

♪ You, you, you oughta know ♪

- Move! - AMY (gasps): Jeez!

with your face on it, Jared.

Maybe my body can like him,

♪ Bitch, I got a attitude ♪

- Nobody asked for that. - (Alan groans)

Dude, nothing has gone according to plan tonight.

Oh, well, that's not really what I meant.

Good. You're ready to dominate this day.

vagina involved.

I have this thing where I like to hear

(clears throat)

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

♪ But to be honest, I'm getting concerned ♪