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GIGI: Fuck!
But if you wanna go to Nick's, you should really go.
I thought I knew everything about you.
when we were at school, all of us.
Yeah, fuck it. I approve. You're up.
I would make passionate sex to Molly Davidson.
Bye, Gigi.
Yeah, you are.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
♪ I'm gonna take you to the hospital ♪
♪ I started this job selling rocks and arrows... ♪
Because they were dipped in an unbelievably potent drug.
but the bennies are pretty tight, man,
Oh, my god. Are you guys out of your fucking mind?
- Uh-huh. - Yeah.
- I got you, I got you. - THEO: Okay, chips!
Okay, well, if you guys are here,
♪ Look at these pros look at these clothes ♪
up your vagina at Columbia next year?
I'm taking a gap year.
I cannot believe I lasted an entire year
- When I lived in Barcelona. - (Molly groans)
GIGI: I told him. Those guys seem quiet,
Really? Like, now?
Horrible. Like... horrible.
You don't have to shove anything down.
(echoing) Worked harder.
That was your plan! That was never my plan.
(hip-hop music playing)
Well, with her, there'd be more...
What? No.
No, I don't. Got, like, 13.
He sprained his ankle. She had a hearing aid.
Oh, my god.
Abso-fruit-ly, ladies.
Well, that's just her gender performance.
where my father can walk in at any moment.
You didn't?
(both laughing)
Um...
All right. After you. After you.
MOLLY: You're embarrassing me.
You can make yourself come using only your mind?
♪ I just want the bread and bologna bundles to tuck away ♪
- (girls chuckle nervously) - Oh, this town.
It's a little bit shocking
(Molly groans)
No! Can we just stop talking about this?
♪ It's not fair ♪
Up to you.
♪ Don't close your hands ♪
- AMY: What? No! No! - MOLLY: No, no!
Um...
Do I wanna know what a "tin of special things" is?
Good morning.
Still workin', and, you know, the baby...
Yes, he did! Yes, he did.
this might be a felony.
- Okay. Get her. - Whew! Okay.
They're gonna come in here. They're gonna find us.
- I was going through a thing. - (whoops and laughs)
♪ I don't work for free I am barely giving a fuck away ♪
"Shakespeare in the Parking Lot."
Yeah, I'm fine.
You guys don't even care about school.
PAT: Oh, my god! Oh, my god! What the fuck?
and the love of my life!
Everybody calls her that.
Okay, Alan, you don't have to do your entrance
Nick and Theo do have great chemistry.
(indistinct chatter)
Wait. Where are you going?
Come, come, come. Now, now, now!
- Thank you. - Yeah, thanks.
God, I'm gonna miss you. Come here.
- PRINCIPAL BROWN: Okay. Okay. - "...a proxy..."
'Cause the funny thing is, I actually have a weapon.
I don't need to use my brain.
My boobs are too heavy. I have no core.
♪ Goes by ♪
See, well, that's easy for you to say
THEO: Yeah! That's it.
You're a bad friend!
I never have to see any of you
Of course I do. I know where all the parties are.
(breathing heavily)
♪ I don't care and they're aware ♪
That's, that's what I meant also.
What are you...
(indistinct chatter)
That's not at all the same.
(singing) ♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪
or calling people on their shit
What?
Can I get a what-what?
I know women apologize too much,
Well, Amy and I are gonna skype
- All I'm saying... - No.
I'm out of here. Wasn't even here.
- Of course. - Nick. You need more... Oh.
And smart and also brave.
Otherwise, we're just gonna be the girls that missed out!
you ladies deserve.
(phone buzzes)
I'm gonna go downstairs.
- HOPE: Ew! - Um...
- (smacks lips) Amy? - Don't do your lecture voice.
I'll come back a moment, okay. Don't move.
♪ And I looked up in my mirror ♪
- What is this? - MOLLY: No!
(indistinct chatter)
(water splashing)
- Okay. - MOLLY: Definitely.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Lean In: Women, Work and the Will to Lead...
Look who made it!
Fuck the soccer ball.
♪ 'Cause the toter of the toolie'll ♪
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
(sniffles)
DJ Rod!
Dude, scissoring is not a thing.
Okay. (exhales)
♪ Oh, I know you're faded... ♪
Nick, where are you going to school next year?
No, I'm not... You know what, I'm not gonna move.
Make her feel good.
- Yeah. - Okay, you don't move.
AMY: And it costs $71,000
Not a single Jamba Juice, like, every Jamba Juice.
It's a long trip. (chuckles)
Not, like, sex stuff. I mean, like, you know...
I'm just so thankful we get to spend the whole night together
That's my bad. But we are here.
My crew was counting on me. I mean, I was their Sully.
It's intolerable.
MOLLY: I'm sorry. Are you shutting the door on us?
♪ No! ♪
Oh, my god.
Do it for me. Come on, Amy. Come on.
Audiences deserve something original, I think.
♪ No caressing... ♪
I-I was being a coward.
- Excuse me? - Sorry, what, my friend?
Um, what the fuck am I wearing?
TANNER: I wish she was fucking 40, man.
Ooh.