Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What, did the academy hire you right out of the womb?
Come on, just tell me what you want. Jesus!
...like a proverbial ton of bricks.
By "anything stupid," I mean anything at all.
You weren't home, so I let the delivery guys in.
We’re not killing Badger, yo!
Should I call the FBI and tell them I found D.B. Cooper?
...but if you put cops in the back of a garbage truck...
Who's taking a bigger risk here? He likes prison.
Don't think I can't smell that weed.
Ten minutes ago. Go on. There are laws, detective.
Mr. Mayhew.
Breathe in, breathe out.
I like people who don’t, like, abuse the Constitution.
Okay, now listen. The three of us are gonna work this out.
Dude, I so smell bacon.
- I want it running 24 hours a day. - Right on.
...I sleep just fine.
What is that, a king?
- This is so hard, you know? - Yeah.
Seriously, and I don't mean to disrespect...
...tell him he better wash those sneakers.
Not till we see the exchange.
You guys get younger every--
You seen Badger?
Come on, already. Come on. Be cool.
The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys.
...so he's probably still in the sack.
Brandon Mayhew.
Nice of you to come down. Please.
I think they bought it.
Go on.
What can I do for you gentlemen?
I'm more of a humanities guy.
AHHhH! I'm blinded by white!
The price is the price, yo.
- Mayhew. Is that Irish or English? - Irish.
He's gonna sing like Celine Dion regardless of what you do to me.
He's in jail.
- Height? - Average, I guess.
1982, grand theft auto.
Where's the stuff, man?
Should've been here 10 minutes ago.
...is convicted of stealing a vending machine.
It's in the Constitution.
Oh, my God. Jimmy is on the wrong bench. Crap!
We pay four large. Cost of business. Take it out of his payroll.
For safety.
Heads.