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We pay four large. Cost of business. Take it out of his payroll.
- I want it running 24 hours a day. - Right on.
He's gonna sing like Celine Dion regardless of what you do to me.
Seriously, and I don't mean to disrespect...
I think they bought it.
Come on, already. Come on. Be cool.
The price is the price, yo.
Should I call the FBI and tell them I found D.B. Cooper?
Dude, I so smell bacon.
Heads.
...so he's probably still in the sack.
What is that, a king?
Go on.
Mr. Mayhew.
1982, grand theft auto.
Ten minutes ago. Go on. There are laws, detective.
What, did the academy hire you right out of the womb?
Who's taking a bigger risk here? He likes prison.
- Mayhew. Is that Irish or English? - Irish.
The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys.
You seen Badger?
You weren't home, so I let the delivery guys in.
Oh, my God. Jimmy is on the wrong bench. Crap!
You guys get younger every--
It's in the Constitution.
I'm more of a humanities guy.
We’re not killing Badger, yo!
...I sleep just fine.
By "anything stupid," I mean anything at all.
Brandon Mayhew.
Don't think I can't smell that weed.
Where's the stuff, man?
Not till we see the exchange.
I like people who don’t, like, abuse the Constitution.
AHHhH! I'm blinded by white!
He's in jail.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Okay, now listen. The three of us are gonna work this out.
- This is so hard, you know? - Yeah.
...is convicted of stealing a vending machine.
Should've been here 10 minutes ago.
What can I do for you gentlemen?
Nice of you to come down. Please.
For safety.
...like a proverbial ton of bricks.
...tell him he better wash those sneakers.
Come on, just tell me what you want. Jesus!
- Height? - Average, I guess.
...but if you put cops in the back of a garbage truck...