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Did you know that you have rights?
You dudes give up that easy?
Since I already lost my deposit and all...
Where'd he go? Where the hell did he go?
I know he was planning on pulling an all-nighter...
I suggest you start with a bed.
I believe you have something for me?
The outside world hasn't been too kind to him.
My friend after saying the most offensive thing
Maybe I can work in some witness protection.
The Constitution of America?
I just...
What do I look like, your high-school girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting?
So must be something wrong with that picture, you know."
I really need to get some furniture.
All right. Don't freak, all right? We didn't get ripped off.
Ten thousand even, same as last time. It's totally accurate.
...and came up smelling like Paco Rabanne.
I feel manipulated.
Nothing.
- How did you find me? - We should talk about that.
...with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view?
All right, now you, ski bum. Come on. Give with the dollar.
...you and me don't have much of a--
Whatever, dude.
I just think that we should review our options.
I don't think I'm going out on a limb here...
I was thinking of cruising over and saying hello.
...and they're gonna deliver me a cheque for $4650.
The way I see it is somebody is going to prison.
Pillow top?
So leave your number with Francesca, and we'll be in touch.
No, no.
That's my loan-out. It's totally legit.
It wasn't me It was Ignacio
And tell him to let them air-dry this time.