Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My dad always said two things about giving speeches… Never say anything bad about the Jews, and tell an interesting story!

No, no, no. He'll get you after school, son.

Am I making myself--

The school nurse did a wonderful job...

Never say anything...

get him right in the family jewels.

He has four other beatings scheduled this afternoon.

Simpson, give me your newspaper!

Hey, good Squishies.

I'll be able to let them get you tomorrow morning, Bart, dude.

Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!

- One more time! - Three, four

Thanks, Pop. Thanks, Pop.

Remember the family jewels, son.

Well, General George S. Patton was a little nuts.

I thought my time had passed.

Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you.

- We got the water balloons? - Two hundred rounds, sir.

that you're upset about something.

In English class I did the best

We are happy We are merry

We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs.

- Give me! Give me! - No! No!

One, two, three, four One, two, three, four

- Uh-oh. Stop! - Mmm!

You're right. You made me bleed my own blood!

Good. Play friendly, children.

Here's one for the road, dude.