Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't worry. I'm not gonna Ted anything up, or out.

See, we're both impulsive. We're perfect for each other!

He wants to show it to the Columbia Biology department.

- You're messing with me, right? - Come see for yourself.

You think the Road Runner's gonna fall for it?

"conditions were clear over Roswell, New Mexico."

- you just met a few months ago? - Don't you think it's a little impulsive

But it wouldn't hurt to check her out, right?

Raise your hand if earlier today you hit on an engaged woman?

- I'm a cute architect. - How do you think I feel?

Plenty of fish in the sea.

Do you take credit cards?

You're my only match!

There's a 9.6 right there.

Don't interfere. Some guy is expecting to marry this woman on Saturday.

Just play it cool. Don't Ted out about it.

Your mole. The biopsy came back.

- Okay, Ted, let's go. - Not you. You stay.

It's a cockamouse.

I didn't use to, but there was math, I got confused.

Did I? Three days.

Busy as a bee, that little computer.

(MOUSE SQUEAKING)