Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, an 8.5 guy.

Another round, and back it up for me and Lily!

- Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, it was a long shot.

Ted, there are absolutely no women out there for you.

- So I should keep looking? - Of course you should.

Don't touch the computer.

- What? - It's empty.

I have more photos in the bathroom.

- How do you know? - I don't know, but I believe.

I mean, maybe your computer will help, maybe it won't, but it'll happen.

Ted up, to overthink something with disastrous results.

Did the horizontal, 10-legged, inter-species cha-cha?

A beacon of hope for New York City's lovelorn.

Okay, we get it. You're skeptical. But Marshall and I, we're believers.

(WHISPERING) And these are just the attractive ones.

because you kind of look like John Cusack

Its diet is not unlike our own. Grains, cereals,

there is still so much we don't know.

Yeah, we do that behind your back.

You have a basal cell carcinoma.

Yes, there's nine million people in New York,

You want to be her boyfriend. She already has a boyfriend.

- But it can. - And it has.

when I get there, but I gotta give it a shot.