Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We were just upstairs watching TV.

nail them, and never call them again.

is if it was wearing the skin of a mouse it just killed.

just because some computer says so?

It's the man version of getting a cat.

You give me three days, and I will find the woman you will marry.

- Yes. - We're signing up.

Obviously, the whole thing is shrouded in mystery.

Come on, Lily, don't hate the player, hate the game.

I told her to call me anyway if she changes her mind. But I don't know.

There are no women out there for me? I thought you said there were eight.

Hey, is there any way I can let it be known that I love cuddling?

- What? - Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot.

Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city,

I am getting married on Saturday.

Oh, my God, people do that?

OLDER TED: Kids, before I met your mother,

when the tears come.