Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when the tears come.

just because some computer says so?

- What? - Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot.

nail them, and never call them again.

- Yes. - We're signing up.

OLDER TED: Kids, before I met your mother,

is if it was wearing the skin of a mouse it just killed.

It's the man version of getting a cat.

Hey, is there any way I can let it be known that I love cuddling?

I told her to call me anyway if she changes her mind. But I don't know.

Obviously, the whole thing is shrouded in mystery.

You give me three days, and I will find the woman you will marry.

I am getting married on Saturday.

Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city,

Oh, my God, people do that?

Come on, Lily, don't hate the player, hate the game.

There are no women out there for me? I thought you said there were eight.

We were just upstairs watching TV.