Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your boat is sinking. That was good.
Robin, open the window!
and that's kind of scary.
5.4, 4.8, 5.6...
- No, you won't! - Yes, I will!
I'm so done with the single life. All the games, the meaningless sex.
You said it was gonna be three days.
And every year, you're just getting older and it's getting harder and harder.
We'll meet our soul mates, nail them, and never call them again.
SARAH; Ted, hi, This is Dr., O'Brien, About today,
Ted! Hurry! You got to help me, my boat is sinking.
with your fiancé thinks we're a better match.
Actually, I got through that okay.
Ted, look. I have lunch. Please.
Just ask all of my happy couples.
(WINGS FLAPPING)
Shouldn't we just beat it to death with a bat?
Right, I have a kind of mole on my back.
and, oh, we can't forget those lesbians.
If by "like the Loch Ness monster" you mean "totally exists and is awesome,"
You deserve more.
like your friend "Jack Package."
You're being ridiculous. I'm gonna be up on that wall one of these days.
but I just want someone who's not afraid to hold me at night,
There are eight fish in that big, blue ocean, Ted.
Holy mother of God! It's headed this way!
All finished, gentlemen?
Sure it's good. It's solid. But a 9.6?
Well, by some million-to-one long shot, and I'm not rooting for this,
I'm exactly the same.