Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Robin, open the window!
All finished, gentlemen?
You said it was gonna be three days.
Your boat is sinking. That was good.
Actually, I got through that okay.
like your friend "Jack Package."
You're being ridiculous. I'm gonna be up on that wall one of these days.
5.4, 4.8, 5.6...
If by "like the Loch Ness monster" you mean "totally exists and is awesome,"
Well, by some million-to-one long shot, and I'm not rooting for this,
There are eight fish in that big, blue ocean, Ted.
(WINGS FLAPPING)
Ted, look. I have lunch. Please.
and that's kind of scary.
Shouldn't we just beat it to death with a bat?
Sure it's good. It's solid. But a 9.6?
I'm exactly the same.
Ted! Hurry! You got to help me, my boat is sinking.
and, oh, we can't forget those lesbians.
Right, I have a kind of mole on my back.
- No, you won't! - Yes, I will!
Holy mother of God! It's headed this way!
with your fiancé thinks we're a better match.
You deserve more.
I'm so done with the single life. All the games, the meaningless sex.
but I just want someone who's not afraid to hold me at night,
SARAH; Ted, hi, This is Dr., O'Brien, About today,
We'll meet our soul mates, nail them, and never call them again.
And every year, you're just getting older and it's getting harder and harder.
Just ask all of my happy couples.