Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you just have to accept that certain things can't be explained,

Aren't you even a little curious? The woman who set you up

It's not life-threatening, but we should excise the rest of it.

- Excuse me? - Okay, I...

No, I won't. You're gonna die alone.

The doctor will see you now.

I widened the search parameters, I tweaked the program.

No! What the hell was that? You trying to get it drunk?

Oh, yeah, it's been stuck in my head ever since I heard it this weekend

4.5 million women.

- So, did you get a good look at it? - Yeah.

You bastard. I actually got excited about this.

I have a 100% success rate. That's my hook!

Don't you wanna stay and see the cockamouse?

For as much as we know about the cockamouse,

Okay, it's back. And this time we got a good look.

So if we take into account the most recent census data,

So, what now, it's a cockapotatomouse?

And it's the size of a potato.

You just gotta get back out there and keep looking.

that you and I are a 9.6. Your fiancé's only an 8.5.

And if you feel confident that you could reel one into your boat

No, thanks. I don't need an algorithm to meet women.

Hey, this may sound weird. But it'll definitely sound more weird