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Do you honestly believe deep down that there is no one else out there for you
What we don't know is what you guys have been smoking.
And then that leaves us with eight women.
(GASPS)
- Hi. - Hi, I'm Dr. O'Brien.
Oh, yeah, sorry, my bad. You're a man.
Do you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night?
"On the night of July 2, 1947,
She hates phonies. I totally hate phonies, too.
No!
- What do we do with it? - Calm down, I have a plan.
You, I can work with.
And now, you're gonna do it for free.
Come on, Ellen. I mean, a pint of ice cream. Isn't that a bit cliché?
Love Solutions' Ellen Pierce.
I like the way you think, architect Mosby.
Don't make it sound ridiculous. It's a cockamouse!
You're right.
- But it has to be alive. - Wait, no, no!
What should I do? I should totally go down there, right?
- Marshall ran away from a cockroach. - It was a mouse.
- You looked at my file? - I had to. You're my only match.
and compatibility.
showing your photo to random pedestrians. No takers.
It's a whole new species. The cockamouse.
Only the craziest, meanest-Iooking mouse you've ever seen.
- All right, see you later. Happy hunting. - Wait, where are you guys going?
Look, don't you think you're being a little impulsive marrying a guy
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...