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Everything in life can be broken down to ones and zeros, even love.
No, 8.5 is an extremely good match-up quotient.
What the... Joke's on you. I have a cold.
Also see, Ted up.
(CLANGING)
you wind up not getting married this weekend, give me a call.
but you've exaggerated it in your mind, you know, like the Loch Ness monster.
Plenty of fish in the sea.
It's for the bourbon.
You're losing me.
Sarah O'Brien loves brunch. She wants to have two children.
You can't be serious?
So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
"When suddenly, an array of..."
let's say, plus-minus five years.
Yes. Sarah O'Brien. I fixed her up six months ago.
Close the window!
- Hi, Ellen. Remember me? I'm Ted. - Ted. Hi.
Ted out. To overthink.
Okay. I get it.
I really think I'm ready to stop being a me, and start being a we.
I went to Love Solutions and I saw on Ellen Pierce's computer
It just felt like there could be this weird connection between us.
I told my friend Sudeep about it.
How do I say this? This is gonna be really hard.