Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Ted, there's a message on the machine for you.
- Really? - Yeah.
She's a dermatologist. I have skin.
Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half price
So, what are we doing today?
OLDER TED: You see, sometimes in life
Come on, there was a computer, and there were eight fish
- Oh, my God! - Holy crap buckets, we got it.
OLDER TED; That's right, I did the math,
That is so true, Ellen.
- and it's awfully fond of cheese. - Okay. This is getting weird.
I'm a failure. I'm all washed up. I tried everything, Ted.
then, yeah, it's like the Loch Ness monster.
I should give it a few more days.
(LILY SCREAMING)
Wait, but if it's not here, that means...
Sample sentence, Billy Teded up when he tried to...
once my shirt's off, so I'm gonna ask you now.
My friend, you just poked the bear.
As long as I don't have to spend it with a bunch of phonies.
Baby, it was a mouse. It had whiskers.
I could maybe find somebody for you if you were gay.