Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I could maybe find somebody for you if you were gay.
then, yeah, it's like the Loch Ness monster.
So, what are we doing today?
Wait, but if it's not here, that means...
- Oh, my God! - Holy crap buckets, we got it.
once my shirt's off, so I'm gonna ask you now.
Sample sentence, Billy Teded up when he tried to...
(LILY SCREAMING)
OLDER TED: You see, sometimes in life
She's a dermatologist. I have skin.
- and it's awfully fond of cheese. - Okay. This is getting weird.
That is so true, Ellen.
Hey, Ted, there's a message on the machine for you.
Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half price
My friend, you just poked the bear.
OLDER TED; That's right, I did the math,
Come on, there was a computer, and there were eight fish
I should give it a few more days.
I'm a failure. I'm all washed up. I tried everything, Ted.
As long as I don't have to spend it with a bunch of phonies.
Baby, it was a mouse. It had whiskers.
- Really? - Yeah.