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She said it'd take three days. It's been five days.
Congratulations, you have just taken your very first step.
Plenty of fish in the sea
Okay. Let's do this.
- Ted, just calm down. - Calm down?
then damn it, so can I!
There are new women turning 18 every day.
and then you have to eliminate half for intelligence, sense of humor
- Well, I'm not. - A little bi maybe?
at a police auction. I just got a call from a guy down at the marina
It's New York City. You know, plenty of fish in the sea.
Wow. That's a pretty sophisticated trap.
It's the best.
and tell me so. In that scenario, I'm not interfering,
- Hi, I'm Ted. - Hi.
I'm glad you came down. I would prefer to say this to you in person.
See what my 9.6 looks like in person, as, you know, a frame of reference.