Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Okay! Thanks for stopping by! -Why the... Shh.

♪ And it hid in a tree ♪

Where he going?

(OJ screams, grunts)

Like, a-a fucking saucer?

Uh, you can see some fragments still falling from the sky.

-Let's go. -Where?

that rode the horse?

(Angel chuckling)

(horse neighing in distance)

EMERALD: Hey, yo!

-(objects clattering) -(gruff panting)

(whispering): Come on, come on, come on.

just hit his limit.

if you're looking for crafty.

DIRECTOR: That's all right. Pick it up from there.

Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up.

(hollow, metallic thumping)

And they let Clover out, man.

What you mean, Ant?

man, I'm talking rich and famous for life.

it was illegal for you to...

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

(Gordy panting)

-Okay. Hold. -(Fynn laughing)

ANNOUNCER (recorded): Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience,

WOMAN (on TV): May I briefly say, I don't know for a fact

Acting all territorial.

(grunting, panting)

(clicks tongue)

Uh, would you like one?

Now, just to be clear, what we saw

Well, we looking for the impossible shot.

ANGEL: Who the hell is that?

-(balloon pops) -(Gordy screeching frantically)

I got to get up early anyway.

OTIS SR.: Thought I told you to fix the damn walker.

(quietly): Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.

-Safety meeting. -Yeah.

because we share a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy.

(hoofbeats galloping)

(wild shrieking in distance)

-That's all I'm saying. -He's right.

EMERALD: All right. Shot's up, then.

They're giving us a real show today.

Thank you. I sure will.

like, we can save some lives.

Yeah. Well, people started paying attention.

(sighs, grunts)

It was Scorpion King, actually.

texting me back right now.

Get the bug off the fucking thing!

And you have no idea how to tell time.

-Doc-Documentary. -ANTLERS: Oh, that's better.

-OJ: Yeah, good horse. -(Emerald sighs)

-(panicked shouting) -(people screaming)

(distorted screaming fades)

Luan Loud Skin Is Purple

Pops did something when he made this place.

♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na ♪

What? They trying to prank Haywood?

(motors powering down)

I don't mind, though.

(screaming and chatter fade)

You know I ain't trying to run it up.

-Great. -There's another "great" grandfather.

♪ Control of me? ♪

We good. I mean, he don't know shit.

-MAN: Hey, hey! -(indistinct arguing)

OJ: ...you know people gonna come

♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na ♪

(screams, whimpers)

WOMAN: And I wasn't wearing red shoes

♪ You know that I am... ♪

What happens when an electric bike

and you're a liability right now.

(panicked shouting)

-(chuckles) That's good. -EMERALD (stammering): Hold up.

(horse whinnies)

Thank you for the opportunity.

Luan Loud render Useless

YOU'LL KNOW SOON ENOUGH.

You don't believe the flood narrative, do you?

♪ Three kids on the floor... ♪

Is this, uh, Antlers Holst?

Remember those names, folks.

(distorted): ♪ I wear my sunglasses... ♪

Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens down.

EMERALD: Well, look at that.

And we've been recording it, so we got it.

One that you'll be seeing here today.

for the L.A. County coast and valleys

OJ: Uh, I'm gonna need like five...

-(wild shrieking) -(booming, rumbling)

-Now, that is a gift. -(audience laughing)

-Em! Who the hell is that? -Fuck.

Uh, ratings were huge.

TOM: And of course I set it to Icelandic time because we share

You know, we got some of those!

My wife would know!

Come on, man. The little guys with the big eyes.

So they changed the name to UAPs.

Yeah, look, w-we doing a camera test

So, Gordy's Home is a short-lived but fabled sitcom

due to an accident on the southbound 101.

Whoa. Look at me, man.

-The staff. Shout-out. -(whooping, excited shouting)

(music continues in distance)

Details, you know?

I can find a ride.

on Google Maps.

(Antlers coughing)

Many a glory-seeking hunter has attempted to defeat it,

-reporting live from Agua Dulce -(pained grunting)

Come back again.

Thanks for coming up.

Goddamn right we are.

How exactly do you enter an agreement with a fucking...

of videos of flying shit online.