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Yeah, I can't...
would I be hosting a charity poker tournament tonight
You fell under that bus, and I thought that was water under the bridge.
More specifically, it's a rare Himalayan soft belly.
Danke. Mr. Frontbut.
- How about Meegan? - Where'd you get the ferret?
Damn it, I hate you so much.
[Groans]
How may I help you? Ugh!
All right. Hey.
I have a 3 and a card that tells you how to play.
Oh, excuse me.
Come on, get happy.
[Bleep] [Bleep]
roughly $193,850.
[Laughs]
Let's take out the trash.
Fish and Game Division, rodent task force.
I don't have to listen to this. We won the war.
happy bday
And for the record, I love ferrets.
Aah!
Whoa. I'm... I'm sorry, I...
I'm afraid you can't take the money at any pace, Detective.
and I've never lost at poker.
You son of a... hey, hey, it's not worth it.
Hmm.
Looks like we found our first...
. .
What? [Sneezes] Damn it.
[Monitor beeping]
You don't play the cards. You play the players.