Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a St. Patrick's day lesson.

It's basic macroeconomics, people.

Nothing can ever make me...

Criss, may I speak to you alone for a minute?

That's hilarious, Megs. What's up, sugar?

I'm going to turn my desert into glass,

Guy with a concussion on St. Patrick's day

or I'll reveal that I am terrible

but that means I control all the wheat!

and you've undone all that in a day.

Prices drop, your economy collapses.

Dude, you missed the end of the lez movie.

'cause her boobs are so big.

It's just because...

Thanks, host number one.

Don't you dare fade out on me.

Tracy, I know how you feel.

Criss, watch this.

She's been living with this great guy,

I get second billing to this small-boobied grandma?

I had to beg to take over for Andy Rooney.

Well, 911 is still busy.

I'm scared, J-mohr.

Wait, is now the time on St. Patrick’s Day When we talk about our feelings?

But this isn't fair to you, Criss.

And not just 'cause today's the day

I'm trapped in a barren wasteland,

and made a fool of herself at a party.

Just thought I'd check in.

'cause I get the bigger dressing room now.

There's got to be a market for unicorns.

for longer than nine months.

Criss, get in here. There's a lez movie on showtime.

Wait a minute, Megan is real?

You know, I think someone needs to learn

Unfortunately, unless Harry's law

What does that mean, "once again"?

I know, and I am not letting you...