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You've got to diversify, Frank.
'cause I know for a fact
The first car is here
Secret handshake, my baloney.
and I'm sorry that I can't just be a normal person
What?
Happy St. Patrick's day, dummy.
But it's not because I don't have them.
The desert of Kroth is Kabletown.
You know, that's really messed up, Liz.
Forget the parade, Hazel!
And I thought you were just emotionally infantile.
about this year's parade.
Your highness, you may take your right as king.
I don't have health insurance because of Obama!
about how amazing the Irish are at not overcoming adversity?
It's basic capitalism.
You know, some people might find your attitude offensive.
- just not to me. - Wait, what?
at expressing my feelings.
- Excuse me? - Think about it.
Take back your curse. This isn't funny anymore.
You have a monopoly on wheat.
all I can think about is how quickly it can all go away.
I don't have health insurance because of Obama.
Well, not literally, of course.
By starting a fire
I'm scared 'cause...
who'll buy up all the neutral land
Stuck in a company that won't innovate or change.
I saw some of it when he jumped on the ice
and "unicorn" with...
Greeting card stuff.
and some black guy cold-cocked me.
ME BABY!