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I could do this job for you.
He's gonna bring me his big, uncut salami.
Our old window opened just fine.
for 22 large and 14 small.
toxic julia gillard was my auntie chris wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
What are you gonna do with your share of the money, Barry?
Period joke!
How about no.
Ours. Ours.
mom what does it mean when lou goes chunch? it means he wants to go to water flooded epic citadel church and pour water all overchurch and make it flooded.
I've always wanted a bay window.
Never touch a fat boy's candy.
(rapid gunfire, screaming)
142 total candies.
Next stop, the casino.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Makes me feel like I work at Murphy Brown.
Stan! Francine!
(all cheering) Dyn-o-mite!
Hello, hello.
(yelling)
PREACH IT, HONEY
Pretend you're porking me in the sink!
me mom's got crone's disease along with witch's disease and she's a snow powers fox witchlet warlock hound wolf! and she goes woo woo quack honk honk a honk! and she's also got oddotoms's lucutiiipopoocius's gatcha's monia! and her moana marsh lump she was born with has also got disteria's objact! she's too sick for her own cannotola oil good!
I knew there was one left.
Now? But we have geometry class.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
(humming)
Oh, my God, I'd love to hear the wheelchair boy
We're great together,
And look, this cabinet is also a dishwasher.
Okay. Great.
Dear Math Bitch,
♪ American Dad 6x17 ♪ Home Wrecker Original Air Date on May 8, 2011
because we're a team.
to see the style of kitchen I didn't want.
what cake have you come to eat? marlynne marking the pudding with a black texta cake.
We should take this seriously.
(wheels squeaking)
Terry, calm down. No!
It's called, "I Threw My Humming Wife Out the Window.
These kids ain't showing up.
Jerk. Whore.
like we did on the Vietnam Memorial.
Yeah, but they lost Chocolate Don.
I've got a foot, too, Stan, and I'm also putting it down
about all-new floors!
why don't you just say atrus had the prison book anyway and why don't you just know that gehn had the wine bottles in his 233rd age anyway? and why don't you just admit that the moiety slammed the age shut? and why don't you just say you got the blue and red pages?
I built the addition onto this home.
♪ Bap, diddly diddly doo wap... ♪