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Dee came out of the bathroom in quite a rage.
Of course. We were running around trying to figure out who the father is.
"- Can you please just tell us what you remember? - Tell us what happened."
mash them together and try and figure out which one of you two banged my sister.
I'm just, like, some weird Italian plumber. I look like an asshole.
You were thinking about it all night long.
But the line for the ladies ' room was too long...
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
This is bad! This is real bad!
I was starting to get pretty close to sealing the deal with the peacock lady.
So it was later in the evening, and things had progressed quite a bit...
even though it's a term that I'm gonna use a lot.
She wears it well
Dude, what are you doing? Where's your Mario costume?
Yeah, but I'll tell you what.
- It becomes public domain. - Now we're just trying to figure out who banged Dee.
I'm still pumped up from that ass-whooping I just handed out. Did you see that?
who cares?
- Whoo, ooh! - Whoa, baby!
Hey, leave us alone! Just stop it!
...
- Whoa! Ho, ho! - Whoo!
'Cause I look good.
- Stupid costume is so sexy. - What?
watching you eat sandwich after sandwich after sandwich.
That's cool.
is for us to all put our browns together...
I mean, what is she even talking about?
Whoo!
- Whatever. - Just get out of our face. Your breath is awful.
Yeah, Charlie, I received all 100 of them.
You thought it was me 'cause you wanted sex from me! But you got sex from Dennis!
But, see, I distinctly remember there being...
Cool, guys. Good truce, good truce, good truce, good truce.
- I think he might. - He does.
I hope I get to see at least one ancient spirit.
As a matter of fact, I'm gonna go get that process started right now.