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we got to go confront the McPoyles about this now.
You thought you had sex with Charlie...
to wash that poor girl's blood off his hands.
uh! i'm insanely high on diabetes
Oh, shit.
of lovemaking coming from inside.
Yeah, but that was before, when you said it was one of us.
And it worked like a charm. I had Frank all to myself for a month straight after that.
I don't even really know how to make the bird jokes anymore. Like, they don't apply.
You're a big, fat, flightless bird!
- What? - That wasn't me. I switched costumes with Dennis.
Oh, well, that makes sense. Mac slept with her at the party.
She incorporated a tortillia in the lovemaking.
First of all, don't say I went as Spider-Man. I didn't go as Spider-Man.
- So you can see - - Oh! Get a little dust cloud going.
because she wanted another Dumpster hump, and I wanted to stay at the party.
Got her pregnant at the Halloween party? What does that mean?
you will touch ittttttt!!!!
- Anything ring a bell? - That was quite a night.
She took the- the dough...
You're always doing that. Are you trying to tell me something?
And you're not even getting that right.
Ah, shit, dude. Oh, shit.
- Charlie, didn't happen. - What? What?
So I walked away. That's when you were doing your thing.
@aeroshady get my back
Yes, I was having an argument with Artemis...
It's public domain at that point
- We could do it. - Boom.
Insanely masculine.
- Who's this jerk? - Uh, this is my boyfriend.
Dee! Dee!
we decided to have makeup sex in the men's room.
- Yeah, yeah! - Those are all -
you wandered off muttering something about the costume being too sexy.
"Browned out"? What's "browned out"?
I held up my end of the bargain.
No, I went with a sexier look.
I was in the back of the bar when the commotion began...
It's the stupid sexy costume!
Besides, did you guys see that cooze over there dressing like a peacock?
"Totally different!"