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There are no consequences to my actions anymore.
Two people, who are about to have zero jobs.
- I did, Leslie. - Okay.
How are you?
Eat it, Jamm. I won.
Bad example. That would be amazing.
Come on, Jamm.
cramming in as many good projects as I can.
You know, I've actually come around
And so we bused in
where you close your eyes and fall asleep.
and it's perfectly healthy for you.
We need to fight fire with fire.
What if we just called it something else?
Because I no longer trust anything
I expected more from you.
As a matter of fact, I would like to propose
No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me.
Num num num num num.
What if I told you that this water has fluoride in it?
I hate metaphors.
do the Harper's Magazine Acrostic,
Okay, important meeting
I'm trying to siphon off
it is good for you,
You pride yourself on being a loner.
Oh, my God, you're right.
and not want to take home 50 dogs,
Oh, I know! It's potty-training.
Because, sister, you look good enough to eat.
And you and I--
Collect enough aqua badges,
both standing on the cusp of fatherhood.
Well, miss, I think we'd all appreciate it
that amazing crib that you sold me?
so he helped me make an adoption website
Our polling shows that 72% of citizens
- Favorite book? - Downton Abbey.
to the Eagleton reservoir and the water-treatment supply,
of human existence?